𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼!

Those strange creatures have been
lumped together and shut away...
They look miserable... About as
miserable as I am now...

My dream was for everyone in the world
to appreciate life...and it's come true...
Her, and him, and them too...hee-hee!
Even my head flower is loving life.

A big-time fashion show? You've
got a good eye if you want me in it.
I'll style myself head to toe with
MaxGlam Wax and walk the runway...
I can feel the weight of so many
faces staring! Try not to fall in love!

Why was I even worried about my friend?
I don't need any friends... I'll just go through
life not getting too close to anybody ever...
It's not weird. If anything, it just makes me
wonder why I never thought of this before.

Whoa! It's raining fruit
instead of water!
You and me, buddy!
Let's eat them together!

The maze is easy. It's people who
talk to me that are hard.

Nyeheh... Mmm hee-hee... Now, now everyone...
Don't fight... There's plenty of time...
I'm happy to sign autographs for you all.

Wa-HOO! Riding a spinning Koopa Troopa
is the most fun you can legally have!
Every day is an adventure with my
amazing friend, the Koopa Troopa!

Spin it...spin it... Like a potter's
wheel, spin it wheely good...
The world will make sense then...
Spin, spin, spin it all around...

Here I am! The groovin' hero of Concordia,
ready to make our land RAD again!
C'mon...wipe away the tears... You gotta
be like me, ready for life ALL the time!

I...am the gold medalist in the Mushroom
Kingdom Jumping Championship!
The cheers and applause never end...
Mario... Luigi... Try not to get jealous.

Sooo, folks! We're here today for a
big, big, BIG challenge! Which is...
Who can climb the Uni-Tree in just
one short hour? I know I can!
Hup! Hup! Hup! Straight to the top!

Nobody will be able to bother me here...
I won't need to do things for Princess Peach...

Did everyone enjoy the show?
Huh? Encore? Ahaha! What a
demanding audience! I love it!

The film I play the lead in is
finally complete.
The gaze of my adoring fans is
so bright as I walk the red carpet!

Ugh, he's so annoying. I wish that guy
there would just scram already.
He keeps saying, Try to remember!
And I'm like, Remember WHAT?
I really don't have time to be bogged down
with silly conversations with people.

Hee-hee! An experiment... How fun...

Let's be friends, monsters! We can
do whatever. I don't mind at all.
I'll create, and you can destroy!
It'll be our never-ending game...

Just pretend like I'm not here.
I'm as unimportant as the rocks.
You wouldn't speak with rocks,
so please don't speak to me.

Oof...
So...
Just...
Whatever.

Yow! What a wonderful
place I've come to!
I wonder if I'll see my
wife here... Hope so!

Wow, I feel like your magic is making me
experience cold for the first time.
Go on—make me even colder! I don't
mind if I get frozen solid. It's cool.

...

...
...
...
...
Give up...

Welcome to the maze! Hello, hellooo...
There's no wrong way to go!
That way, gold! This way, jewels! Back
the way you came, chocolate!
Let's go EVERY which way until we
fall down from sheer happiness!

Mario... Please, do me a favor.
Just leave me alone, OK?

Shut up.

♪One flower, two flowers,
three flowers, four.♪
♪A hundred bright flowers,
and then a thousand more.♪
Ah...so lucky to lose myself
in endless fields of flowers!

♪Oh, so wonderful to have a forever friend!
A snowman standing by me till the very end!♪
♪If you cross me, I'll smash you to the ground!
Just to build you up again, minus the frown!♪

Hello! People wishing to use the flower
road, form an orderly queue, please!
The road leads to a marvelous world,
you see, quite marvelous...
How marvelous, you ask? How can I
put it... You'll be frozen with awe!