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Eat shit, haircut
07.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 683 🔁 86 💬 13 📌 1
Don’t Believe the Hype: Trump Bum-Rushing DC Reporters Edition talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/dont-...
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New column up at @thr.com where I offer a history of the Committee for the First Amendment, then and now.
06.10.2025 20:11 — 👍 80 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 2Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.
06.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 13839 🔁 993 💬 404 📌 48
it's a really dark day for journalism and this country. the old institutions simply will not stand—and that's why it's time to create new ones.
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Sounds like Republicans ought to get all the Republicans who form the Republican majorities in the Republican-led House and the Republican-led Senate together to pass the budget that Republicans wrote with the Republican White House and that Republicans now insist absolutely must be passed.
06.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 5556 🔁 1616 💬 114 📌 26“Get the fuck out of my city, Lebowski!” except it’s the Dude tossing the fascist Santa Monica police chief
06.10.2025 18:19 — 👍 697 🔁 77 💬 18 📌 3“Shall we drink to a blitzkrieg?”
“I prefer a slow encirclement.”
Robert Stack as Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski and Carole Lombard as Maria Tura in Ernst Lubitsch's TO BE OR NOT TO BE (1942)
—Lieutenant, this is the first time I've ever met a man who could drop three tons of dynamite in two minutes.
Happy birthday to Carole Lombard, whose magnificent swan song TO BE OR NOT TO BE (Lubitsch, 1942) is now playing on the Criterion Channel.
Love that damn movie so much. And last time I watched I noticed this:
06.10.2025 03:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0😂
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05.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck off you fucking skank
05.10.2025 21:42 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1
Trump with Yankees
Yankees fans
Fix your hearts or die
05.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 969 🔁 148 💬 27 📌 17It’s called You Reap What You Sow
05.10.2025 21:36 — 👍 222 🔁 34 💬 3 📌 0Someone needs to tell MAGA the pedophilia calls are coming from inside the White House.
05.10.2025 20:24 — 👍 1301 🔁 420 💬 44 📌 11i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)
05.10.2025 12:24 — 👍 1331 🔁 190 💬 27 📌 9Amazing.
05.10.2025 16:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A few of the wares available in Ye Olde Shoppe!
www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products
Honestly surprised it took this long. Y’all are slipping.
05.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 128 🔁 17 💬 7 📌 0Imagine all the comedians Jeffrey Epstein could have booked for his island.
05.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 42 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 2And Moon Pies.
03.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ha! Next time I’m in LA, I’m bringing you GooGoo Clusters.
03.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Breaking on MSNBC:
An FBI agent in the Washington field office has been fired for refusing to arrest and perp walk James Comey.
This news was first reported by Reuters.
Weeks before his death, you say?
03.10.2025 20:32 — 👍 3998 🔁 664 💬 178 📌 32Fucking terrorism and child abuse.
03.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Oh, we didn’t correct her. It was just too good. 😂
03.10.2025 22:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fun fact: when my daughter was 4 years old she called him Bitch Tuna
03.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This account is how I get 99% of breaking news
03.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Peanuts in a glass bottled Coke is def a thing in the south. Never heard of boiled p-nuts in Pepsi tho 😭
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