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SlimeyJade πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ’š

@slimeyjade.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ slimegirl catgirl hotdog enjoyer. 18+. In my 30s. it's just good content - twitch.tv/SlimeyJade (on hiatus due to terrible laptop) pfp by @charcuteriecat.bsky.social

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Nothing like some good old @twixegobbo.bsky.social doodles

03.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some late night @trashbatchar.bsky.social doodles

04.03.2026 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta pry myself away from Cobalt Core and do.............. something???

04.03.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes. Sometimes it's an anthro fox girl.

04.03.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've unfortunately come to view the computer as my enemy, so the thought of trying to do some big new thing on it makes me nervous... but ugh I'm so tired of Windows.

04.03.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holding myself back physically from making a post about wanting to get ready to start a World Wide Wrestling TTRPG campaign because I know I'll end up not.

04.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. Guess I better start on that sooner rather than later.

04.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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more cow tiddies (as a teat)

04.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 471    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh fuck. Am I gonna have to learn what a Linux is?

04.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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WHO IS LETTING CAPCOM COOK THIS HARD
#steinermath

04.03.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 520    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 10
black and white sketch of Thoxa by GoblinicaArt 
Thoxa is bound by shibari ropes around her large breasts attached to ropes securing her wrists up by her shoulders. There's also rope leading down and threaded through her pussy. She's covered in her usual crystals as well as star and flower stickers and charms

black and white sketch of Thoxa by GoblinicaArt Thoxa is bound by shibari ropes around her large breasts attached to ropes securing her wrists up by her shoulders. There's also rope leading down and threaded through her pussy. She's covered in her usual crystals as well as star and flower stickers and charms

✨Shining in ShibariπŸͺ’

πŸ’ŽStunning surprise commission by @goblinicaart.bsky.social thank you again it's beautiful!πŸ’š #goblingirl #shibari #comm

04.03.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: β€œCan we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
β€œBest I can do is sentient tofu.”

03.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4749    πŸ” 1374    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 72

Also I'm glad there's no beverage stain tracker because my what's-it... shaker cup? Tumbler? Waifu vessel? It has dribbled lemonade tea on me several times because the lid is inconsistently leaky.

03.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's been decent gaps of time in between my sauce stain post and then I get two in a row. I thought it was a piece of dry potato but no. It had a little cheese sauce on it...

03.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seventh sauce stain of 2026: cheese sauce from the broccoli and cheese on my baked potato

03.03.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever wonder what TV ads Shaq has turned down?

03.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

vampire girl who kidnaps you to keep you as a bloodbag but she keeps slipping estradiol into your iron supplements and brushing your hair and cooing and it's honestly pretty nice and it's not like you had anything to go Back to right you should really just stay with her you think

02.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1897    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 5

i can't explain it but this character makes me feel warm when I see her. thank u milk-chan

02.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller.

First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk.

Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it.
Logger: Sure.

Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place.
Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

01.03.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10036    πŸ” 2153    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 35

Another day, another wishing there was a way to better block stuff I don't want to see via a better tagging system. That is to say, another day of missing cohost.

02.03.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lani fucking herself with a flick of the wrist

Ethereal Cock, one of her favorite spells to use after a long day of haggling.

19.06.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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space cake

02.03.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4027    πŸ” 524    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lost my mind so I made a self indulgent lopunny sona
#pokemon #furry #oc

02.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1573    πŸ” 403    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 1

When we went out to lunch yesterday, I did notice that my shitty Republican-heavy dipshit suburb was completely devoid of Trump flags/signs.

02.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah!

02.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just love thinking how silly horny situations would be made funnier with a slime.

02.03.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SlimeyJade gets titslapped by a very busty someone and it leaves a massive dent that has to work its way out.

02.03.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a hard one to word properly.

02.03.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone pulling SlimeyJade face first into their titties and when she pulls away her face is still on the titties like when you put Silly Putty on newsprint.

02.03.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0