Wonder Killah

I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks

“Crepe murdered.” A+

Good reminder

"it is a serious thing

just to be alive
on this fresh morning
in the broken world."

I totally get leaving, but I am not comfortable abandoning all of the public digital spaces to The Stupidest Timeline.

🎶 Oh snugglepuppy I’m so happy you’re mine 🎶

Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, we’re halfway there

Zeno’s Karaoke

I was in NYC for work, and got to see the amazing Luna Luna. Seeing works by Basquiat, Haring and others up close was a lovely break from a hectic week.

Holdin you and your aunt in my thoughts 💖

My 2025 Word of the Year is “Manifest”

I selected my 2025 Word of the Year through the highly-scientific method of screenshotting an animation, and thusly wound up with “Manifest.”

In that spirit, I would like to manifest a Foy Vance / Vance Joy tour this year, called Vance Vance Revolution.

Also, no, NOT a “medium saucepan.” Please specify the specific cup size/volume relative to your base recipe quantities, because I do not want to be cleaning up boiled-over sugar until New Year’s, please and thank you.

I find this inexplicably delightful

Now I want a Weird-Al-style parody of “Womanizer” with this nerdy intersection

My metal health plan for the next four years lies almost exclusively in quiddling

Calling the 9th month “september” is technical debt