Steph Cottrell

Cheddar!

I mean she lives in my house and I cannot believe that she’s real! 🤣

A small brown pet rat perks out of a large, brown work boot.

Everything is fucking terrible, but last night Penny very purposefully removed that sock from the H’s work boot so she could get in there.

👀Omg I wasn’t even looking at the actual story, just the chyron!

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . Alt: a young boy is screaming with his mouth open in a striped shirt .

I think the reaction you're looking for is...

Exactly. What fucking disappointments. ALL of them.

Subbing film today and the middle schoolers finished what they were watching yesterday, so we needed to pick out a new one. They wanted to watch Hocus Pocus and I just vetoed the fuck out of it because omfg it is one of the dumbest fucking movies I have ever seen. We're watching Coco.

i just need people to know it's not hypocrisy when Devout Christian Mike Johnson cuts off SNAP benefits. it's not a lack of "christian charity" to make kids starve; it's because the christian right wants to control who gets food, through churches, so they can deny queers and sluts at will

I've never been, but I will definitely go!

Fuck. This is horrifying, and people are going to die.

Go to Appliance Liquidators when you’re shopping! They’ve never done us wrong!

Yep!! So glad we got an analog Speed Queen set!

Y’all. It’s always a good day to start a Psych rewatch.

You know you’re doing great when you look into a mirror and your first instinct is to yell “IT’S GREAT. I’M FINE.” at your reflection.

All y’all with middle schoolers right now? I wish I could have you all over for drinks. I subbed 2 days of 6th & 8th graders, and let me tell you it DOES get better às they slide into high school.

Oh. And my husband is in the film business, so yeah. Death knocking on allllll the doors.

💔 I’m only a French professor, yoga teacher, & travel agent, and AI is trying to kill all of those things too.

I got a big bag of those for my daughter yesterday!

It wouldn't be so annoying that only the rich kids get to make movies and music if it wasn't so boring. Rich kids simply have nothing to say. Have you sat through the comedy? Just saying nothing! The observation is even so bland. No POV, just beautiful cinematography.

Pants went down out of nowhere for 30 hours last Monday. It was weird.

They're chicken shit fake ass "journalists" who only care about themselves.

I hate the “No Kings” name because it just keeps everyone thinking of him às a king and that’s what he wants. It needs to be more like “no stupid fucking piles of shit”.

I've seen different zoos and sanctuaries posting videos and specifically saying that they are not AI. So I'm going to say if you need cute animal videos, go to a reputable source!

I subbed for one of the music teachers today, and there was an 11th grader singing “Irreplaceable” who sounded better than Beyonce. Just knocked my fucking socks off.

It's ridiculous! My H & I went in May (our daughter's choir was singing at CA Adventure) and a 2 day park hopper with lightning lane (x2) was over $900.

Yeah this is disappointing.

It's why I hate those red "Made you look" or "Make America [insert pithy comment here] Again" or whatever hats. Red anything is a big giant absolutely the fuck not for me.

I'm letting you know that I would absolutely not get close enough to you to figure it out.

Albuquerque too!

Give 17 a huge hug & squeeze from me!!