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@brandonhoang.bsky.social

πŸ‘«πŸ» writer Wylde Pak πŸ‘» writer The Ghost & Molly McGee 🚲 GLORIA BUENROSTRO IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND (FSG) 🏹 THE CROSSBOW OF DESTINY (Scholastic) πŸ’« THE INVENTOR'S EYE (Top Shelf) 🧨 MINECRAFT: ONE LAST QUEST (PRH) https://linktr.ee/brandonhoangwrites

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this is IT

23.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the new Katamari is supposed to be incredible!

23.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm with you! The tried-and-true elements that make a Zelda game Zelda game were things I looked forward to and found comforting. Bring back the hookshot!

22.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*me reading books and watching animation all day*

Why does everyone else get to have all the fun?

22.11.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It ain't about the humiliation, it's about not having to endure the agonizing wait of getting your song in!

22.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

26.04.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23414    πŸ” 7743    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 144

🎯

22.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MAGA influencers being informed that Trump is posting photos of him grinning with Mamdani and saying how much of an honor it was to meet him:

22.11.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 674    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

The secret bathroom on the 12th story of the Netflix offices. Also thanks to a hangover. πŸ’…πŸ½

22.11.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

socialism + rizz is a tough combo to beat

05.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 410    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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I’m afraid I’ll never look simultaneously this badass and this stupid ever again

(photo taken of me at the Boy Meets World themed WGA strike in '23)

21.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œDo an Akira slide!”

21.11.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*hard swallow*

20.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I keep myself awake at night thinking about what kind of magic a Tim Robinson and @bradneely.bsky.social collaboration could bring the world

20.11.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

20.11.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ†’πŸ†’πŸ†’

20.11.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Transgender Day of Remembrance and I just want to say that a world without trans people would be a rainbow with many colors missing. We are brighter and more colorful in this world because of trans people, and have lost too many too early. I love you for being more you than most of us can be

20.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 324    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
An illustration of a young women yanking a weed out of a bed of marigolds. The primary colours of the piece are deep green and a saffron yellow, with some brown and moss green tones as well. The camera is looking up at the young girl with a forced perspective, as she pulls out the weed while leaning back. The text reads: PULL FASCISM UP BY THE ROOT.

An illustration of a young women yanking a weed out of a bed of marigolds. The primary colours of the piece are deep green and a saffron yellow, with some brown and moss green tones as well. The camera is looking up at the young girl with a forced perspective, as she pulls out the weed while leaning back. The text reads: PULL FASCISM UP BY THE ROOT.

πŸ‘©β€πŸŒΎ Grab your tools

20.11.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6087    πŸ” 1995    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 13
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Maybe it's because I grew up in the 90s, but I love weird little mascot guys like this. I feel like we don't have them as often anymore. C'mon capitalism, if you're gonna force ads on me, at least make them cute and weird

20.11.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 669    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 4

I would because I've read it!

20.11.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm three weeks into my job as a school yard teacher and I'm 100% serious that I have enough stories to reboot SIDEWAY STORIES FROM WAYSIDE SCHOOL

20.11.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. The absolute WORST. Every time I see one of these posts she’s ALWAYS on the list. 🀒

20.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

soup is a magic potion. every video game that has ever had you drink soup to revive health was completely accurate

19.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Horrific. These poor kids.

19.11.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Um yes please???

19.11.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that I didn’t catch this news in real time! Congrats Josh!

19.11.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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before asking "how's that project going??" to any creative, just assume it's going like this

12.05.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4196    πŸ” 855    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 53

my god. Cat and Fiddle! Inject me with those mid 2000s, clock-off-work-at-your-assistant-job-to-grab-a-drink-with-the-rest-of-your-broke-starry-eyed-roomie-feels! Take. Me. BACK.

19.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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