@jesstessthemess.bsky.social
The trans witch your momma warned you about artist/writer as seen on The Verge.
Do you think the new pope has ever had a weekend marg tower in chicago
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I'm not sure a lobotomy would be enough guys
26.04.2025 18:21 — 👍 56 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 1my hope is that they destroy the economy so much that nobody falls for their bullshit ever again
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never forget that we’re currently facing total economic destruction because fox news got upset about 0.0001% of our population wanting equal rights
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HEY KID YOU WANT TO BE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
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They had lawyers, trials, most were given pretrial release, allowed to testify in their own defense, got discovery, could call witnesses, could cross-examine witnesses, could present mitigation at sentencing, and had a right to appeal.
21.04.2025 16:00 — 👍 37561 🔁 9672 💬 3392 📌 1069"why do you text in all lowercase"
god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism
We are the sons of the boys they couldn't bring back to town
20.04.2025 03:34 — 👍 122 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0on the plane shoving my fist into my mouth watching the 6 yo child in front of me absolutely throw the shit out of multiple tetris games in a row
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Americans are entitled to and should demand better than this from the President of the United States.
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what do you mean elon and palanir are making a subscription based missile service
17.04.2025 18:39 — 👍 249 🔁 53 💬 15 📌 20ur so goated… fuck.. dude ur so goated.. i’m seduced..
12.04.2025 03:00 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Quit having potstickers with the snot lickers and come eat tiramisu with a mysterious dude
12.04.2025 01:26 — 👍 50 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1If there is another recession do my parents have to get divorced again?
08.04.2025 02:49 — 👍 93 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1(Referring to my life) Still not sure what I’m going to do about this whole thing
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no sweetie its okay your 401k is in heaven now 🖤
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This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
05.04.2025 19:06 — 👍 111057 🔁 23923 💬 2084 📌 1559it’s soo important to ask yourself challenging questions like “should i eat dinner before i shower or after??” and ultimately become so paralyzed by indecision that it becomes too late to do either
05.04.2025 02:24 — 👍 141 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0ur references are obscure and u often make little sense. let’s form an alliance
04.04.2025 21:40 — 👍 96 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0the banks are out of money but my girlfriend's purse is not. We move
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you know the way ppl grab their dogs by the neck and shove them into poop so they know not to do it indoors
03.04.2025 19:58 — 👍 795 🔁 128 💬 15 📌 9The Republican American dream just being an assembly line of unvaccinated workers with 6 unvaccinated kids at home making door knobs and hangers that were $4 cheaper a unit to manufacture in Taiwan
03.04.2025 20:20 — 👍 188 🔁 30 💬 5 📌 1its called the switch 2 bc you’re gonna switch 2 a cheaper hobby
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applied for a job as soon as i saw those switch 2 prices
03.04.2025 00:58 — 👍 361 🔁 35 💬 3 📌 080 USD for mario kart Bowser better step out of the console and start a family with me if they're really gonna charge me that much
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