ChronicallyHumored

You’ve spent your whole life being the translator.
Of emotions. Of chaos. Of your own damn needs.
You don’t have to translate here.
We speak burnout, brain fog, and “I’m fine” fluently.

Me: I have 14 diagnoses.
Also me: Googles “why am I tired?”

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MyChart said “ur not like other girls” and meant it.

I am experiencing a symptom that defies logic, reason, and the laws of science. Classic Thursday.

I was told to ‘just lose weight.’ Unfortunately, my dislocated joints remain unimpressed.

Oh no!!! I wonder why

Thank you for mentioning me 🫶

Doctor: “It’s probably just stress.”
Me: Oh perfect, let me go ahead and unstress all my organs real quick.

Yes! I'm still there.

My chronic illness symptoms waking up every morning:
🏃💨 And today we’re gonna shake things up.

I was feeling okay, so naturally the universe sent me a punishment flare

With ads

Every day we stray further from God’s light, and closer to a $9.99 subscription for basic human rights.

Why do doctors say “let’s run some tests” like they aren’t about to bankrupt me for a diagnosis they won’t even believe?

Doctor: “We ran every test, and everything looks normal.”
Me: “Okay, but I’m actively dying, so what’s plan B?”

ADHD tax is real.
💰 Lost items I had to replace: $400+
⏳ Late fees I forgot about: $150+
🛒 Things I didn’t need but hyperfocused on: Priceless.

Me, calling the doctor’s office:
🔹 Anxiety at 100%.
🔹 Praying I don’t get dismissed.
🔹 Forgetting everything the second they answer.

My body treats drinking water like an allergy. Love that for me.

Autistic communication be like:
👀 Avoiding eye contact so I can hear better.
📅 Mentally scripting my response.
💬 Then info-dumping for 30 minutes.
💬 What’s your most autistic ‘oops’ moment?

I have made an enemy of my own body. And unfortunately, it is winning.

The devil and I daily

Me at 18: “I have chronic pain.”
👩‍⚕️ Doctor: “It’s just stress.”
👀 Me at 30…now diagnosed with six rare conditions: “…so about that stress.”

Doctor: Your labs look fine.
Me: Cool, but I just blinked too hard and my shoulder dislocated.
Doctor: Have you tried thinking more positive thoughts?

Me, trying to explain my symptoms:
🎭 “It feels like knives, but also burning, and sometimes like I’m being electrocuted?”
💬 What’s the most ridiculous way you’ve described pain?

Is that what they mean by lose weight? Drop 150lb man…

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i wash down my meds with DR. PEPPER cause babey I need all the professional help I can get [bunch of meds and someone holding a doctor pepper]

💬 Tell me the worst medical gaslighting line you’ve ever heard.