WHEELJACK

my cisgender ray...

Whoaaaaaaa

buh….. recycling’s good for the …. The environment ……

Oh hey man what’s going on don’t worry I’ve got you covered ([ in the middle of pulling a face from the bag which suspiciously looks like Runamok ]

[ silently trying to slot a “”””new”””” face onto @hot-rods.bsky.social ] don’t worry man the next one will take— uh, I mean, the next one will fit,

does anybody in this chat read Naruto

Okay I got 2 contenders for faces that are completely original, 100% I made them, ethically sourced. Where’s Roddy

Do you think he would care if it’s too chiseled

Don’t worry guys. I can Make Rodimus a new face haha one second [ disappearing into his sea of filing cabinets and opening the one that says ‘FACES (LIKE NEW)’ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉʷʰᵉʳᵉ

hi guys this is my new invincible war oc Rodinvincible

I’m jacking it, oh! Oh! I’m wheel jacking it! I’m wheeljacki g! Ohh! Oh! Oh! I’m wheeljacking!

(( finally got him over here

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temp pin its fuckin grimbo time babyeeeeeeee (written by kyo) #mvrp / #tfrp

wuahuhuh uh WITH A WAVW OF MY FINGER AND A FLCIK OF A DICK ONE ZAP FROM ME WILL KEEL YOU QUICK IM ON MY KNEES READY TO SUCK AND BLOW BUT NOT RIGHT NOW I’VE GOT TO GO [ jumps out of a several story high building and directly into traffic ]

I mean. It could be important to know if you two ever decide to— actually, now that I think about it, this could all be avoided if you knock up OP instead of the other way around …………

You better be! Considering how massive he is compared to you, pregnancy could be ….. well. Maybe I should leave the medical talk to ratchet.

Now Optimus. Remember. Unless you want a tiny cityspeaker running around, make sure you use one of my faaaantastical prime-sized Procreation Seals

Straight up freaking it in my lab

oof owch ouch ouch

To be fair, I kinda wasn’t expecting. Y’know. Living guys. I thought you were all alone up here, and we had a spare energon harvester, so —

🧍‍♂️

Uhhh, well. See. That’s the damndest thing…

What, like YOU’RE any better. You raise things from the dead all the time.

whaaaat… I thought we had something….

heyyy what’s the matter Man i thought you ah….. wanted company ;)

[ walking through the doorway ] heyyy shockwave my old friend, my old flame, my old compadre,

[ increasingly distant ] I AM THE MAKER! THE CRAFTER OF DESTINYYYYY…. SEE ME , FATHAAAAAAAAH

FATHAAAAAAAAAAAA

(( 8/5/2021

[ labored breathing ]