Big time Steve

Moonbeam ice cream it’s the season of the sticks

A hive of bees, along with other pollinating insects, have taken residence inside my skin. Stay tuned for updates about the bugs currently living in my skin.

Shooting up at the Macklemore acoustic set

I’m a big ole baby man wah wahhh wahhhh

Spoooooooooooooooooooooooked up on a Friday

I’m so fucking back

Mom pick me up they’re making healthy lifestyle choices and practicing mindfulness

They call me Mr.fuck

They call me the gay thought thinker

Pushing as hard as I can !

this smol bean just shit themself

Hey guys whenever I close my eyes I start seeing ghouls and other creatures of the night. When I open them…more ghouls. Hoping to get some advice on how to tackle this problem; i.e., the ghouls I see when I close and open my eyes! Thanks

Military discounts are so funny

“Excuse me sir, I killed brown kids in Afghanistan 8 years ago, do I get 10% off my chicken sandwich ?“

Hey Siri can I hit ur vape

Gimme da gun

One day I’ll hold a gun

Police officer: you are under arrest

Me: only if you let me hold your gun

Excuse me officer give me your gun now please

Excuse me officer can I borrow your gun

UH OH BOUTTA GO BIG TIME

Going viral in china

Wait I actually don’t know even know if I breathe air. There’s so much about myself I don’t know. Gonna go for a drive to think about all this

Someone needs to clog my exhaust pipe I’m ready for the scrap yard

Boy are my wheels tired !

Guys how do I have sex. like what part goes where?

Out for a drive again. sometimes I feel like it’s the only thing I do

Gonna go for a drive…

That’s my girl

Pouring oil all over my body so I can squeeze into cramped spaces

I made stinky 🙈