Jez jez1 - Bluesky Statics

Hey just chilling watching my 534th historical event in real time wondering if i should make my mortgage payment

01.03.2026 06:08 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hold up...I thought Diana Ross was the Supreme Leader?

01.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 135 🔁 43 💬 6 📌 0

Is it me or are we all like "ok. what now?"

01.02.2026 06:47 — 👍 145 🔁 61 💬 8 📌 0

hey i logged off for two days did anything irreversible and life changing happen

01.03.2026 01:46 — 👍 67 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0

Who wants to hang out and just cry together?

28.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 69 🔁 29 💬 5 📌 1

the fifa peace prize used to mean something

28.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 361 🔁 113 💬 4 📌 2

If your battery life is always at 69%, you're doing social media right.

28.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 63 🔁 34 💬 2 📌 0

Had a blast! Love that piano player too 🫶

28.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had a lovely chill evening with my @jez1.bsky.social per usual. She has a way of telling me the truth in the kindest manner all while entertaining the masses.

28.02.2026 13:16 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Can we normalize thigh-high socks?

28.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 173 🔁 57 💬 9 📌 6

The person who came up with the word onomatopoeia woke up one morning and chose vowelence.

27.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 185 🔁 58 💬 5 📌 0

The percentage of people who just don't want to be best friends is so close to 100 you could hear two special little bracelets I made drop

26.02.2026 05:48 — 👍 105 🔁 46 💬 4 📌 1

Please respect my privacy while I hit a curb.

26.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 135 🔁 48 💬 1 📌 0

@enabler.bsky.social

26.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tragic news from the yardstick factory. Turns out, they're not making them any longer

26.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 63 🔁 19 💬 4 📌 0

My eyes are tired, but my mind is wired.

26.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

When hands burst out of my eyes, please know I have chosen to claw myself free of my skin from the top.

25.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 92 🔁 40 💬 4 📌 0

Nobody ever tells me to just bring myself.

25.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 97 🔁 59 💬 2 📌 0

This day in history. 1756. English actress, poet, and playwright Eliza Haywood died, and was buried in the churchyard of St Margaret's Westminster in a grave that remains unmarked until one of you coughs up her death duties don't look at me I just settled Oscar Wilde's account at Tabac du Palais.

25.02.2026 09:37 — 👍 57 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 0

At this point, zoning back in is not an option.

24.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 92 🔁 43 💬 1 📌 0

my superpower is inspiring people to talk while i’m talking

24.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 194 🔁 66 💬 12 📌 0

Okay, maybe that wasn't my last straw, but I have 3 to 4 straws left at most, so you better watch out.

25.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 60 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 0

Time to start fighting the real enemy: Big Potato.

25.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 149 🔁 63 💬 23 📌 2

do you think John Wilkes Booth said “call it in the air” right before he pulled the trigger

25.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 83 🔁 29 💬 6 📌 0

Will there still be a clown in the sky for meeee? 🎶

24.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Go go Godzilla! 🎶

24.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gamera is really neat, Gamera is filled with meat 🎶

24.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 MST3K: Every Country Has a Monster

24.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This isn’t the life Godzilla wanted for me

24.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 185 🔁 67 💬 4 📌 0

never ask your girlfriends dad if you can get married, cause he might say yes and then it takes forever to get divorced from him

24.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 251 🔁 80 💬 2 📌 5

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