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The podcast where Chris Sims and Benito Cereno read Bible and Bible-adjacent literature and try not to be ding-dangs about it https://apocrypals.libsyn.com/ https://apocrypals.dashery.com/

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16.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Bible Doesn't Say So | Dan McClellan | TEDxLone Star College
YouTube video by TEDx Talks The Bible Doesn't Say So | Dan McClellan | TEDxLone Star College

I recently gave a TEDx talk at Lone Star College entitled β€œThe Bible Doesn’t Say So.” You can check it out at the link below & if you do: Thank you for coming to my TEDx talk.

youtu.be/VidaQPd3C6Q?...

10.10.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
Redirecting...

Sorry to link to Facebook, but something really cool happened today and I wrote about it on our parish page:

www.facebook.com/share/p/17bz...

06.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No, definitely not. I didn’t know any Catholics as a kid

03.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Full trailer for the Child Jesus Horror Movie

02.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Michael Festival

29.09.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@apocrypals.bsky.social Not a source I would have expected this from

29.09.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Scapegoated: Azazel in the Abyss
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin Scapegoated: Azazel in the Abyss

Shalom Friends!
#YomKippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar is almost NIGH.Β 
In honor of the holiday, and #spookyszn for those who observe, let’s cliff dive into the lore of a dramatic and mysterious ancient ritual. 🐐
Welcome to Scapegoated: #Azazel In the Abyss!

youtu.be/iJHQjRxe3PA

28.09.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Judith.

26.09.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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I can't believe this clue had nothing to do with Martin of Tours. The answer was easy enough, but

<sits backward on a chair while snowflakes begin to fall>

let me tell you about a veteran who gave his life to Jesus...

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23.09.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#rapture

23.09.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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Check out this online class by @alexianafry.bsky.social taking place Saturday, September 27, from 12–1:30pm ET. Registration: thebiblefornormalpeople.com/classes/shap...

22.09.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Apocrypals: 50: The TERF of Babylon (The Revelation of John) It's our 50th episode, Theophiloi, and that means it's time to get Apocalyptic! Join us as we embark on an extra-sized episode covering the fever dreams of Johnny Patmo. Witness the opening of the Sev...

Or, if you want a much deeper dive on the end times

apocrypals.libsyn.com/50-the-terf-...

22.09.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What Does The Bible Say About The Rapture? - Grunge The conception of the rapture doesn't appear in the Bible. It arose out of developments in thought during the Great Awakenings of the 18th and 19th centuries.

Since it’s on some people’s minds this week, here’s a thing I wrote a while back

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22.09.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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HAPPY #HOBBITDAY and SHANA TOVA, EVERYBODY!!!

22.09.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I blame @apocrypals.bsky.social for my brain churning up a jingle that goes 🎡 Call Mr. Paul, that’s my name, that name again is Mr. Paul 🎡

22.09.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#september #roshhashanah #shofar TikTok video by Rabbi Seth Goldstein

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www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8S4Lmaw/

21.09.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am here for this. More #apocrypha on screen, please, even if it is really weird.

18.09.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
THE CARPENTER'S SON Trailer Teaser 2 (2025) Nicolas Cage
YouTube video by ONE Media THE CARPENTER'S SON Trailer Teaser 2 (2025) Nicolas Cage

New teaser with more Satan

youtu.be/ved5yZQTjo4?...

18.09.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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17.09.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just arrived. Excited to dig in.

17.09.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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17.09.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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13.09.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@apocrypals.bsky.social the most influential fig rights pod.

10.09.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's very comforting when @apocrypals.bsky.social is reading a fight scene from some ancient manuscript that would fit right in to a modern anime. It's good to know every society has evolved a goku figure

10.09.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahahahah

08.09.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait what

07.09.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

So @maklelan.bsky.social hasn't responded to my video, but he has addressed my question! In Chapter 11 of his book, "The Bible Says So"!

05.09.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Black Book cover featuring a bilingual ancient inscription and the title β€œGod, Slavery, and Early Christianity: Divine Possession and Ethics in the Shepherd of Hermes”

Black Book cover featuring a bilingual ancient inscription and the title β€œGod, Slavery, and Early Christianity: Divine Possession and Ethics in the Shepherd of Hermes”

Lots of exciting new books for those who work on ancient slavery and writing arriving in the next few months! First up @chancebonar.bsky.social’s God, Slavery, and Early Christianity from @universitypress.cambridge.org

31.08.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot of a wikipedia definition of The Ascension of Jesus which says "The Ascension of Jesus (anglicized from the Vulgate
Latin Acts 1:9-11 section title: Ascensio les) is the departure of Christ from Earth into the presence of God." On the right is an image of two kind of cyber punk guys.

Screenshot of a wikipedia definition of The Ascension of Jesus which says "The Ascension of Jesus (anglicized from the Vulgate Latin Acts 1:9-11 section title: Ascensio les) is the departure of Christ from Earth into the presence of God." On the right is an image of two kind of cyber punk guys.

I’ll be honest, it’s not how I pictured it

28.08.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

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