Owen Hammer

The NYT style guide

Ellison Board meeting.

David: Let’s save money by filming Top Gun 3 & 4 at the same time.

Larry: These assholes don’t get it. I’m the brains behind Trump.

Been there. Chronic migraines can be cured (I’m proof) so don’t give up hope.

Bluesky This is a heavily interactive web application, and JavaScript is required. Simple HTML interfaces are possible, but that is not what this is.

I had to stop what I was doing and research “Space Fleet Academy.” Wow, I cringed so much I collapsed into myself.

P.S. “what I was doing” was watching an “Atop The Fourth Wall.” Hi, @linkara.bsky.social.

Kreepy Krawly?

That conversation is insane when you realize that “me” and “her” are the same person.

How Kansas Republicans weaponized the law to target 300 trans driver's license holders SB 244 was put into effect virtually overnight, causing chaos, panic and fear in the trans community.

New — I spoke to eight trans people in Kansas about the new state law that invalidated their driver’s licenses overnight, what’s it’s like to live there right now, plus details of two DMV emails exclusively obtained by The Handbasket that shed light on the law’s chaotic and cruel rollout:

Watching @comictropes.bsky.social interview Rick Veitch right now 😀

if you're not reading "Sleep" you're missing one of the best books out there today. Do something about that.

Sometimes the right decision feels bad.

The problem in a nutshell:

PODCAST BRO: The problem with society is unethical grifting and capitalism! Anyway, here’s an ad read for BetterHelp

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.

it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

Dispatches from MN: it's getting really hard, guys. The media has left, the donations are drying up, and ICE is still here kidnapping people. It's hard not to be resentful that other people have the option of setting this aside for.other things.

Who’s saying that?

Progressives aren’t so progressive now that I made up a thing they’re all saying

I have an operating theory that no one who works at a streaming network has ever used their own streaming network

@maryjopehl.bsky.social we love you.

Once again, the correct and obvious answer to "Will you vote for Gavin Newsom for president in November 2028?" is as follows:

"I will not, because he will not be the Democratic nominee."

Von Bach Doctor Heinrich Von Bach was the nineteenth-century scientist resurrected from the dead by his own ungodly invention. At least that’s the story Hollywood told when they got hold of the gothic romance ...

More good news. #VonBach is finally available as an e-book on Lulu.

Art by @marianopnavarro.bsky.social and @hernancabreracolor.bsky.social.

I assume that you were a Leverage fan.

Okay, that's the problem. Private electricity sucks. I hope you sue them.

This is LADWP, right?

I have such fond memories of “Comedy Product.”

Be healthy. Be well. Good health to you. It’s a very common sentiment I just mangled the execution.

Marvels 3? A reboot of “What The . . . ?” Well, stay healthy regardless.

I’d confirm all these accusations except I’ve never actually listened to a Kid Rock song.

I did not do Botox but I did have some surgery and it worked. Totally worth it. I hope you feel better Kurt. We need JLA/Avengers 2.

My first graphic novel #VonBach, with art by @marianopnavarro.bsky.social and @hernancabreracolor.bsky.social, is now available as an e-book or print at IndyPlanet, @itch.io, @drivethrurpg.com, @barnesandnoble.com, Apple Books and Amazon Kindle. Buy it now!

www.hammer-comics.com/von-bach.html

Did she ever finish those noiseless drapes?

Hard co-sign.