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Sara, no H (πŸπŸ€ 24-6, 12-5 ACC)

@syntherella.bsky.social

Tar Heel born // bred // dead - minor league baseball enjoyer ⚾ - college basketball obsessive πŸ€ - CAROLINA PANTHERS NFC SOUTH CHAMPS 🏈 - happy atheist - boss of the bluesky CBB cinematic universe - probably listening to electronic music rn, beep boop 🎡

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Henry V

If you can hear the St Crispin's Day speech and not wanna run through a wall... I don't understand you

05.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here is a list of everybody Miami (OH) TRIED to schedule in men's basketball this season Don't blame the Redhawks for not having enough big names on their schedule. They tried to add plenty of them...and I've got the proof.

Today’s @mattbrown.bsky.social newsletter might be the clearest, most useful demonstration of the power dynamics in college basketball (and college sports in general) that I’ve ever seen.

Schools in power conferences exclude everybody else, and then blame them for their own exclusion

05.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 16

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I never knew my grandpa on my mom's side without his oxygen tank. He died of emphysema complications when I was like 8 and boy howdy what a terrible way to go. I am always happy to hear about people kicking the habit 🩡

05.03.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is that if you're asking me to choose between Vance and a Catholic bishop in an honesty contest...

05.03.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just picturing him in overalls holding a pitchfork

05.03.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So the Colbert bump is still a thing

05.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, my mom did that all the time. Hello there fellow ADHD person

05.03.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, what?

05.03.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, it's illegal to own a lot of those feathers outside of a tribal context. I found this out when my mom found an owl feather while walking in a cornfield and had me Google whether it was okay for her to keep. It was not. This did not stop her πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

05.03.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A balding man with a mustache sits at a drawing table in front of an unfinished comic strip, turning backwards in his chair and waving, with his other arm draped over the chair. He says "People ask me every day, 'where do jokes come from?' 
'How do I make a joke?'
'What IS a joke?'
Today I'll be giving you a closer look."

We now see a pink blobby creature wearing one of those novelty arrow through its head. "here is a joke in the wild. But what makes it work?"

With a loud 'BONK', the pink blob is bludgeoned with a hammer.
"First we humanely euthanize the joke."

"Now we can see inside the joke. Let's observe."

The lower half of the image is a diagram, in red, of the pink blob creature, the joke, autopsied, with pins holding it open, and lines pointing to different organs labeled as follows:

Pyloric Ceca
Chuck Sacks
Note the absence of bones
Pathos
"silly" gland
secondary ruminant stomach
swim bladder
cloaca

The cartoonist pops up again at the end to say "I hope that clears things up. If all else fails, just shout lines from 20 year old tv commercials. Everyone thinks that's funny and not annoying."

A balding man with a mustache sits at a drawing table in front of an unfinished comic strip, turning backwards in his chair and waving, with his other arm draped over the chair. He says "People ask me every day, 'where do jokes come from?' 'How do I make a joke?' 'What IS a joke?' Today I'll be giving you a closer look." We now see a pink blobby creature wearing one of those novelty arrow through its head. "here is a joke in the wild. But what makes it work?" With a loud 'BONK', the pink blob is bludgeoned with a hammer. "First we humanely euthanize the joke." "Now we can see inside the joke. Let's observe." The lower half of the image is a diagram, in red, of the pink blob creature, the joke, autopsied, with pins holding it open, and lines pointing to different organs labeled as follows: Pyloric Ceca Chuck Sacks Note the absence of bones Pathos "silly" gland secondary ruminant stomach swim bladder cloaca The cartoonist pops up again at the end to say "I hope that clears things up. If all else fails, just shout lines from 20 year old tv commercials. Everyone thinks that's funny and not annoying."

How Jokes Work

04.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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College baseball deserves better television coverage Roch Cholowsky of UCLA might be one of the first names called in the 2026 MLB Draft. Recent high-profile MLB draft prospects, such as Nick Kurtz of the Athletics and Paul Skenes of the Pirates, reached the majors in only their second professional season. If this were basketball or football, most of Cholowsky’s games would Read more... The post College baseball deserves better television coverage appeared first on Awful Announcing.
04.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

How I arrived on bluesky

04.03.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

@snotboogie.bsky.social relatable? Lol

04.03.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7397    πŸ” 1501    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 71

I swear the next one I get I'm asking for $2k up front

04.03.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Akron Zips have won 15 of their last 16 games and are on track to finish the regular season 25-5 and 17-1 in the MAC with their final game on Friday.

The Zips are 61st in KenPom & 57th in the NET as Tavari Johnson is averaging 20.7 points.

The Zips have the potential to be a Bracket Buster!

04.03.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Now is not the time to make the poor man paranoid lmao

Get snacks and a fizzy beverage and some good music you'll be fine

04.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

04.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8091    πŸ” 2400    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 520

"Spurs are (currently) beating the Sixers by 45"
Me:

04.03.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Ever read a sentence that feels like you're having a stroke

04.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1059    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 2

Ed Cooley: "I'm so glad Zuby Ejiofor is graduating, thank God. Hopefully he plays for the Knicks or the Nets."

#SJUBB

04.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow so uh. Kansas sucks now? #cbb

04.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Honestly it would be a relief to learn that was actually good for me all along. I am open to being lied to about this

04.03.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs on pace for 158 god damn

04.03.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

18-0 at home for the first time ever let's fucking gooooooo

#cbb #goheels

04.03.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went for two and couldn't even get that. Sucks to fucking suck Clemson

#cbb #gdtbath

04.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

30-0 Miami Oh

04.03.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

😭 oh my god I probably ate my body weight in pokey sticks over those 4 years

04.03.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish they got rid of the fucking jersey advertisements if they're gonna do a throwback night

04.03.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0