Sorry, what?
05.03.2026 03:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@syntherella.bsky.social
Tar Heel born // bred // dead - minor league baseball enjoyer βΎ - college basketball obsessive π - CAROLINA PANTHERS NFC SOUTH CHAMPS π - happy atheist - boss of the bluesky CBB cinematic universe - probably listening to electronic music rn, beep boop π΅
Sorry, what?
05.03.2026 03:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh yeah, it's illegal to own a lot of those feathers outside of a tribal context. I found this out when my mom found an owl feather while walking in a cornfield and had me Google whether it was okay for her to keep. It was not. This did not stop her π€·π»ββοΈ
05.03.2026 01:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A balding man with a mustache sits at a drawing table in front of an unfinished comic strip, turning backwards in his chair and waving, with his other arm draped over the chair. He says "People ask me every day, 'where do jokes come from?' 'How do I make a joke?' 'What IS a joke?' Today I'll be giving you a closer look." We now see a pink blobby creature wearing one of those novelty arrow through its head. "here is a joke in the wild. But what makes it work?" With a loud 'BONK', the pink blob is bludgeoned with a hammer. "First we humanely euthanize the joke." "Now we can see inside the joke. Let's observe." The lower half of the image is a diagram, in red, of the pink blob creature, the joke, autopsied, with pins holding it open, and lines pointing to different organs labeled as follows: Pyloric Ceca Chuck Sacks Note the absence of bones Pathos "silly" gland secondary ruminant stomach swim bladder cloaca The cartoonist pops up again at the end to say "I hope that clears things up. If all else fails, just shout lines from 20 year old tv commercials. Everyone thinks that's funny and not annoying."
How Jokes Work
04.03.2026 20:17 β π 295 π 48 π¬ 9 π 1How I arrived on bluesky
04.03.2026 15:28 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1@snotboogie.bsky.social relatable? Lol
04.03.2026 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
04.03.2026 00:38 β π 7366 π 1492 π¬ 5 π 71I swear the next one I get I'm asking for $2k up front
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The Akron Zips have won 15 of their last 16 games and are on track to finish the regular season 25-5 and 17-1 in the MAC with their final game on Friday.
The Zips are 61st in KenPom & 57th in the NET as Tavari Johnson is averaging 20.7 points.
The Zips have the potential to be a Bracket Buster!
Now is not the time to make the poor man paranoid lmao
Get snacks and a fizzy beverage and some good music you'll be fine
A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.
Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.
04.03.2026 01:05 β π 8059 π 2394 π¬ 258 π 519
"Spurs are (currently) beating the Sixers by 45"
Me:
Ever read a sentence that feels like you're having a stroke
04.03.2026 02:25 β π 1056 π 149 π¬ 27 π 2
Ed Cooley: "I'm so glad Zuby Ejiofor is graduating, thank God. Hopefully he plays for the Knicks or the Nets."
#SJUBB
Wow so uh. Kansas sucks now? #cbb
04.03.2026 02:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1Honestly it would be a relief to learn that was actually good for me all along. I am open to being lied to about this
04.03.2026 02:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spurs on pace for 158 god damn
04.03.2026 02:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
18-0 at home for the first time ever let's fucking gooooooo
#cbb #goheels
Went for two and couldn't even get that. Sucks to fucking suck Clemson
#cbb #gdtbath
30-0 Miami Oh
04.03.2026 01:55 β π 52 π 4 π¬ 1 π 5π oh my god I probably ate my body weight in pokey sticks over those 4 years
04.03.2026 01:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish they got rid of the fucking jersey advertisements if they're gonna do a throwback night
04.03.2026 01:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh shit, and I DID forget about BSkis
04.03.2026 00:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Ye Olde Waffle Shoppe
Pepper's Pizza
Franklin Street Pizza & Pasta
Almost everything I loved as an undergrad is gone now π thank god the coffee shop is still there
Here's your 'Senior Night' starting lineup for the Tar Heels! #GoHeels #ThankYouSeniors
03.03.2026 23:43 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1
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#gdtbath
I saw that beard and misread this headline as "gold in a sea of meth"
03.03.2026 23:47 β π 37 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0It's not like they're gonna win it. It would be so much more meaningful to boycott versus being unceremoniously eliminated in like the 2nd round
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