Sara, no H (🐏🏀 24-6, 12-5 ACC)

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

"do something, Iowa!"

*Iowa immediately turns the ball over*

"God dammit not that"

#cbb

Evil ages you

YES IT'S OFFICIALLY ARCH MADNESS TIME 🙌🏻

COME HOME DJ WE MISS YOU

#keeppounding

Just learned that there was a baseball player named “LJ Hoes” and man, his jersey makes a great meme

Y tho

So I'm doing a destash and I just put everything on eBay because fuck it. If anyone is interested in some old OPI / indies, have at it. If you want a bunch of them or would like the whole lot, message me and we can work it out without eBay

www.ebay.com/usr/s_urban17

CHRIST

I feel like I need a shower after reading that

Oh my god?!?!?!

#cbb #jfc

I saw someone talking about it but I assumed it was a joke I had missed. It's serious?! Holy fuck

The ones for local politicians I at least kind of understood but now I'm getting them for races many states away and they're constant! I don't have any money leave me alone

Literally every political fundraising text I receive is now getting the block & report spam treatment. I don't care if we're on the same side. Fuck off!!

They don't say why. The fact that they're not up front about it from the beginning is very shady. Also it'd be different if you could just ship something yourself and upload tracking, but if it's your first sale you are REQUIRED to use their label. Don't like any of it

I'm dealing with it just because the poor girl in North Carolina who bought my bottle of glass frog should still get her nail polish, but after this I am absolutely done with it and I'm gonna badmouth them to everyone

This is a PSA: don't fucking use Mercari. All during the signup process it says that verification of your account is optional, but once you make a sale it will not let you proceed unless you submit your government ID (!) for them to do god knows what with your info. Fuuuck that shit

Turns out when your worldview isn’t based on ancient rules about what you can do with your body, people get a lot more creative with it.

We're more comfortable with science, reason and cool tattoos.

Henry V

If you can hear the St Crispin's Day speech and not wanna run through a wall... I don't understand you

Here is a list of everybody Miami (OH) TRIED to schedule in men's basketball this season Don't blame the Redhawks for not having enough big names on their schedule. They tried to add plenty of them...and I've got the proof.

Today’s @mattbrown.bsky.social newsletter might be the clearest, most useful demonstration of the power dynamics in college basketball (and college sports in general) that I’ve ever seen.

Schools in power conferences exclude everybody else, and then blame them for their own exclusion

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I never knew my grandpa on my mom's side without his oxygen tank. He died of emphysema complications when I was like 8 and boy howdy what a terrible way to go. I am always happy to hear about people kicking the habit 🩵

The problem is that if you're asking me to choose between Vance and a Catholic bishop in an honesty contest...

Just picturing him in overalls holding a pitchfork

So the Colbert bump is still a thing

Oh yeah, my mom did that all the time. Hello there fellow ADHD person

Sorry, what?

Oh yeah, it's illegal to own a lot of those feathers outside of a tribal context. I found this out when my mom found an owl feather while walking in a cornfield and had me Google whether it was okay for her to keep. It was not. This did not stop her 🤷🏻‍♀️

A balding man with a mustache sits at a drawing table in front of an unfinished comic strip, turning backwards in his chair and waving, with his other arm draped over the chair. He says "People ask me every day, 'where do jokes come from?' 'How do I make a joke?' 'What IS a joke?' Today I'll be giving you a closer look." We now see a pink blobby creature wearing one of those novelty arrow through its head. "here is a joke in the wild. But what makes it work?" With a loud 'BONK', the pink blob is bludgeoned with a hammer. "First we humanely euthanize the joke." "Now we can see inside the joke. Let's observe." The lower half of the image is a diagram, in red, of the pink blob creature, the joke, autopsied, with pins holding it open, and lines pointing to different organs labeled as follows: Pyloric Ceca Chuck Sacks Note the absence of bones Pathos "silly" gland secondary ruminant stomach swim bladder cloaca The cartoonist pops up again at the end to say "I hope that clears things up. If all else fails, just shout lines from 20 year old tv commercials. Everyone thinks that's funny and not annoying."

How Jokes Work

How I arrived on bluesky