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Writer, Youtuber, writing coach. Thing for cats to sit on. The We Hunted the Mammoth guy. Clips in NYT, WaPo, The Cut, Vice, among other outlets. WeHuntedTheMammoth.com Youtube.com/@HuntedTheMammoth https://www.david-futrelle.com/ (Writing coach page)

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Where I’ve been Hey it’s my cats when they were kittens! So, just a quick and long-overdue note to let you know what is going on with me and why I haven’t posted in such a long time. Basically, I’m neck-deep…

Just a quick note on why I haven't posted in a while

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28.07.2025 18:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How do goths deal with the problem of cat hair? I put on a fresh black t-shirt and two minutes later I'm coated in the stuff.

03.07.2025 17:58 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

the interesting thing about the Diddy verdict is that House Republicans are about to vote to take away healthcare from tens of millions of Americas

02.07.2025 14:30 — 👍 4705    🔁 1012    💬 257    📌 200
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Claire Lehmann calls the waahmbulance about women who protest stuff We Hunted the Mammoth relies on your donations to fund its beta male lifestyle. Please drop a few bucks here or here if you can! Claire Lehmann wants you to know that something …

Claire Lehmann is full of it.

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01.07.2025 18:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Claire Lehmann calls the waahmbulance about women who protest stuff We Hunted the Mammoth relies on your donations to fund its beta male lifestyle. Please drop a few bucks here or here if you can! Claire Lehmann wants you to know that something …

Claire Lehmann is full of it.

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01.07.2025 18:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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meanwhile on the other site

28.06.2025 03:23 — 👍 425    🔁 74    💬 56    📌 28
Google search for “all you can eat buffet near me”
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To find an all-you-can-eat buffet near you, you can use online search engines like Google or Yelp, specifying "all you can eat buffet near me". These searches will typically provide a list of nearby restaurants offering buffet-style dining, including their addresses, contact information, and customer reviews. You can also refine your

Google search for “all you can eat buffet near me” Al Overview To find an all-you-can-eat buffet near you, you can use online search engines like Google or Yelp, specifying "all you can eat buffet near me". These searches will typically provide a list of nearby restaurants offering buffet-style dining, including their addresses, contact information, and customer reviews. You can also refine your

The singularity is awesome

28.06.2025 17:18 — 👍 21234    🔁 4460    💬 287    📌 307
A fake tweet

Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@ZohranKMamdani
I got HUGE insider tip! Put everything you've got in the stock market today!!
8:00 AM Oct 28, 1929
...
1 Retweet
2 Quote Tweets
70 Likes

A fake tweet Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani I got HUGE insider tip! Put everything you've got in the stock market today!! 8:00 AM Oct 28, 1929 ... 1 Retweet 2 Quote Tweets 70 Likes

WTF???

29.06.2025 02:04 — 👍 4166    🔁 347    💬 119    📌 43

Thanks!

27.06.2025 21:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, a question for historians: did the uk suffragist bombing campaigns cause any deaths? Wikipedia says yes, but its source for this is a questionable article in a questionable right-wing publication, and I haven't found any reputable source on this online that isn't behind a paywall.

27.06.2025 20:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

"I'm building great showers in my concentration camp."

Sure. That works.

27.06.2025 13:19 — 👍 3420    🔁 728    💬 49    📌 3

Be nice if more news agencies picked this up

27.06.2025 16:41 — 👍 526    🔁 256    💬 15    📌 6

Basically, very few people ever want to hear my opinions about Cut the Crap.

26.06.2025 22:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cut the Crap, by the Clash (sort of) is actually a great album. A brilliant (if intermittently crappy) combination of punk guitars, drum machines, weird noises and yelling. This is England is fucking triumphant. In recent years I've probably listened to it more often than any of their other albums.

26.06.2025 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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We saved 0.1% of the Federal budget by condemning 300k people a year to HIV infection.

25.06.2025 15:15 — 👍 164    🔁 58    💬 9    📌 4

Elderly and disabled people told Congress that cutting Medicaid could kill people and in response, they were arrested in their wheelchairs.

What the hell are we doing?

25.06.2025 21:23 — 👍 7633    🔁 2569    💬 364    📌 154
An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"

An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"

i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

26.06.2025 02:28 — 👍 5906    🔁 1075    💬 15    📌 59

The White House @WhiteHouse
If Daddy's home... Hey, hey, hey, Daddy.
President Donald J. Trump attended the NATO
Summit in The Hague, Netherlands.
DADDY'S HOME
1:06
DADDY'S HOME: President Donald J. Trump
Attends the NATO Summit, 2025

The White House @WhiteHouse If Daddy's home... Hey, hey, hey, Daddy. President Donald J. Trump attended the NATO Summit in The Hague, Netherlands. DADDY'S HOME 1:06 DADDY'S HOME: President Donald J. Trump Attends the NATO Summit, 2025

So weird. They’re all just so fucking weird.

26.06.2025 02:47 — 👍 4168    🔁 694    💬 256    📌 211
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You’ll never guess how incels and MRAs responded to a new UK report whitewashing the manosphere. Or maybe you will We Hunted the Mammoth relies on your donations to fund its beta male lifestyle. Please drop a few bucks here or here if you can! So in my last post I talked about a shocking whitewash of the manosp…

Incels and MRAs really are incredible weirdos

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24.06.2025 19:43 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Ok I'll bite, what's a
Zohran Mamdani

25.06.2025 09:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

BREAKING: MOLESTRON-2000, the robot designed and built solely to sexually harass all life on earth, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

24.06.2025 17:44 — 👍 295    🔁 29    💬 10    📌 1
Fox news headline reading white men are walking around on eggshells at work, afraid to speak freely. Survey.

Fox news headline reading white men are walking around on eggshells at work, afraid to speak freely. Survey.

I walk around on eggshells at work. I work at home, actually, but I just have a really weird way of making scrambled eggs.

24.06.2025 23:37 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao

24.06.2025 22:46 — 👍 25414    🔁 7310    💬 556    📌 512
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You’ll never guess how incels and MRAs responded to a new UK report whitewashing the manosphere. Or maybe you will We Hunted the Mammoth relies on your donations to fund its beta male lifestyle. Please drop a few bucks here or here if you can! So in my last post I talked about a shocking whitewash of the manosp…

Incels and MRAs really are incredible weirdos

www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2025/06/24/y...

24.06.2025 19:43 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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The Guardian runs interference for a shoddy, terrible UK government report on the Manosphere We Hunted the Mammoth relies on your donations to fund its beta male lifestyle. Please drop a few bucks here or here if you can! Last week, the Guardian ran a surprisingly uncritical article on a n…

Why is The Guardian whitewashing a UK government report that whitewashes the manosphere?

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23.06.2025 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

The concept of sexual harassment has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor.

22.06.2025 15:30 — 👍 12273    🔁 1776    💬 167    📌 50

If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.

22.06.2025 18:42 — 👍 29141    🔁 4691    💬 671    📌 315
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The Guardian runs interference for a shoddy, terrible UK government report on the Manosphere We Hunted the Mammoth relies on your donations to fund its beta male lifestyle. Please drop a few bucks here or here if you can! Last week, the Guardian ran a surprisingly uncritical article on a n…

UK regulators research the manosphere, somehow miss most of the misogyny

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21.06.2025 22:27 — 👍 6    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

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