Russell the Love Muscle 💪

BABE WAKE UP

Please, this is taco AND titties slander.

These demons got hands

Job searching:

Question for Mike Flood: With $450 million being allocated to Alligator Alcatraz, and ICE burning through $8.4 million a day to illegally detain people—How much does it cost for fascism? How much do the tax payers have to pay for a fascist country?

I probably got like a bajillion messages the last few weeks and I’ve been slow to respond because this is really fucking depressing.

I need to do some mixed-method analysis and synthesis up in here

Historians is the funniest fucking thing I’ve read all day.

You ever go diving into the boxes in the National Archives or USAHEC for one specific reference?

Best of luck you dumb fucking tamagotchi.

Democratic fundraising emails making me want to walk into the middle of the freeway and scream “unsubscriiiiiiibe!!!” like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.

Beautiful

Been too long since somebody beat the shit out of this fucking weirdo.

Hey Americans, if this passes you'll be uploading your ID to every social media and website to access it.

Natalists hate him for this ONE WEIRD TRICK

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

Look dismissively in the bed and ask where his gooseneck is.

This is no time to discuss recipes.

A tweet, reading thus: eric @ericziminsky First campaign, first tattoo. @ewarren wrote out the Liberty Green hex code for us. A photo of the inside of a white person’s wrist with a hand-written hex code: #B7E4CF 20:51 • 3/9/20 • Twitter for iPhone

Pepperidge Farm has *seen some shit,* my friend.

Stop listening to Jocko podcasts and just return my text/call/email for an HVAC inspection!

We’re trained to worship at the Altar of Small Business because their principals buy the hardest into the aspirational billionaire fallacy and thus make the best foot soldiers for truly wealthy elites, but, my god, have you ever tried to do things with small businesses? 98% of them fucking suck.

Even if you install it properly within my nanometer tolerance goldfish dust will still find its way down there and re-form like a shattered liquid metal T-1000.

Long after the Pyramids have returned to the sands of time…

…after the last hominids have lost the old languages and forget to fear the irradiated wastes…

…with Voyager well past the Oort Cloud…

the final testament to mankind’s existence still stands, unshaken

a carseat I installed in 2020

I overheard a guy at the airport bragging about being at January 6th and I walked by him sitting in first class. Wealthy business owners stormed the capitol. January 6th was loaded with people who had the leisure time and travel budget to be there. Interrogate who is telling you to hate the poor.

what do i do with myself all day

Trump Went to War With the Ivies. Community Colleges Are Being Hit.

the trump administration is selling its war on higher education as a strike against the elites who have disadvantaged ordinary americans. in actuality, the administration is destroying advanced education for *everyone* in pursuit of its effort to deskill the american public

Awesome.

My weird hobby is drawing analog pixel images. #art

The Sand Pebbles.

“We take vaccines so for granted in the United States” ...“Women in the developing world know the power of [vaccines]. They will walk 10 kilometers in the heat with their child and line up to get a vaccine because they have seen death.”

Melinda Gates

More Than 150,000 Federal Workers Accepted Trump’s Resignation Incentives

DOGE forced hundreds of thousands of workers to make a choice: resign, or wait to be fired (and maybe rehired, and maybe fired again).

They’re upending lives, straining our essential services, and trying to break things to justify even more cuts.