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@alderson.bsky.social

historical linguist, quondam Tolkien language maven, systems administrator, PDP-10 programmer, former computer museum curator, @alderson@mastodon.sdf.org

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This is what fascism looks like.

11.08.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"What's your AI strategy for your university?"

"Tripling the size of our faculty, offering twice the number of classes & cutting the others to half the size...oh, that's not the answer that you were looking for?"

10.08.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Is there a general outage on Mastodon, or is it just the @SDF server?

10.08.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JD Vance went kayaking for his birthday. Secret Service had the river level raised Vice President JD Vance's security detail had an Ohio river's water level raised last weekend to accommodate a kayaking trip he and his family took to celebrate his 41st birthday. The U.S. Secret Ser...

Did JD Vance ever say "thank you" to the taxpayers?
www.yahoo.com/news/article...

09.08.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1088    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 22
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Sexual intercourse began
In 63 BC
(which was rather late for me) -
Between the end of the Catiline coup
And Catullus' first whoopee.

09.08.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I am incandescent with fury and disgust

08.08.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2208    πŸ” 545    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 23

🀨🀬

05.08.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀬

05.08.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m imagining Warren and Dick staring at each other and saying, β€œOh, for fuck’s sake.”

03.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's unbalanced, and so is he.

02.08.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
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Kamala Harris on what she *didn’t* see coming if Trump took office again.

This hits hard.
Because she’s right.

But it’s not too late.
It’s time to fight harder.

Do not f*cking comply.
SAY NO TO A FASCIST USA!

01.08.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 396    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 13
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Try and come for my marriage, you goons. Just try.

01.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11450    πŸ” 2382    πŸ’¬ 1072    πŸ“Œ 255

πŸ’”goddammit

01.08.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

Seconded! When I worked in Redmond, we would often go to Crossroads for lunch. The Indian place and the Mexican place were both great, and we went often enough that they recognized us.

30.07.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Students with disabilities deserve better than Donald Trump and Linda McMahon.

29.07.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 897    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 10

I came here to say this!☝️

29.07.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‘

28.07.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 837    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn’t everyone like dinosaurs? I certainly thought so at a certain age.

Now I can do JRRT or linguistics or retrocomputing just as easily.

25.07.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lallemand said he borrowed his friend’s boat and was fishing near Venise-en-QuΓ©bec, which is roughly 15 kilometres north of the U.S. border at the northern tip of Lake Champlain. He says he has been fishing for decades and is adamant that he was in Canadian waters when the Coast Guard showed up and told him to turn off his engine, to which he complied.

The three officers told him he was in U.S. territory.

β€œI said, β€˜No, I’m very sorry, I’m in Canada.’ And I said I’m polite enough to talk to you guys but you cannot arrest me. β€˜You can’t come across the border and pick me up’ but they did,” he recalled.

Lallemand started his engine and said he wanted to talk with the officers by the shore, but the Coast Guard followed and tried to push him into the U.S., which is what caused him to go overboard.

β€œThey’re tying my boat to their boat. They’re not even taking care of me. The third time I went down, coming out with water in my mouth, spitting it out, I said throw me a buoy,” he said.

Once on their vessel, he said he was aggressively put in handcuffs. β€œI never saw somebody so angry,” he said.

He was then handed over to U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers, who fingerprinted him, put him in a jail cell with his clothes soaking wet, and gave him a β€œdirty” blanket.

Lallemand said he borrowed his friend’s boat and was fishing near Venise-en-QuΓ©bec, which is roughly 15 kilometres north of the U.S. border at the northern tip of Lake Champlain. He says he has been fishing for decades and is adamant that he was in Canadian waters when the Coast Guard showed up and told him to turn off his engine, to which he complied. The three officers told him he was in U.S. territory. β€œI said, β€˜No, I’m very sorry, I’m in Canada.’ And I said I’m polite enough to talk to you guys but you cannot arrest me. β€˜You can’t come across the border and pick me up’ but they did,” he recalled. Lallemand started his engine and said he wanted to talk with the officers by the shore, but the Coast Guard followed and tried to push him into the U.S., which is what caused him to go overboard. β€œThey’re tying my boat to their boat. They’re not even taking care of me. The third time I went down, coming out with water in my mouth, spitting it out, I said throw me a buoy,” he said. Once on their vessel, he said he was aggressively put in handcuffs. β€œI never saw somebody so angry,” he said. He was then handed over to U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers, who fingerprinted him, put him in a jail cell with his clothes soaking wet, and gave him a β€œdirty” blanket.

A Quebec fisherman who was fishing 15 kilometers north of the US border was essentially kidnapped by US Border Patrol, who capsized his boat and dragged him to an American prison cell.

In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know?

www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...

24.07.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7155    πŸ” 3845    πŸ’¬ 174    πŸ“Œ 546
Trump: β€˜We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’

Trump: β€˜We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’

Trump: β€˜We Could Argue All Day About Who Is Or Isn’t A Child Rapist’

24.07.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5226    πŸ” 806    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 36

Whew. Next step, to see how corrupt the Supremes are?

24.07.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

22.07.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12345    πŸ” 3400    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 111

"There is no why. You don't have a right to the cards you believe you should have been dealt.
You have an obligation to play the hell out of the ones you're holding."

-Cheryl Strayed, tiny beautiful things

Dream of good trouble πŸ’š GN πŸ’š

23.07.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1164    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship.

That's just a true statement about the world!

22.07.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 24302    πŸ” 8072    πŸ’¬ 464    πŸ“Œ 322
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We’re Light-Years Away from True Artificial Intelligence, Says Murderbot Author Martha Wells Today’s large language models are hardly related to the kinds of machine intelligence we see in science fiction, according to Martha Wells, author of the Murderbot Diaries series

Linking to this Scientific American interview again: www.scientificamerican.com/article/were...

22.07.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 709    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

I stand corrected.

I used to spend time on my grandmother’s ranch in Oklahoma. I can believe that Footloose was inspired by events there.

22.07.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Abu Ghraib all over again.

But inside our borders.

21.07.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6256    πŸ” 2441    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 121

Yeah, pretty sure it was Iowa.

22.07.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please share and show up

21.07.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another +1 for never having heard the phrase, although I can guess the provenance.

22.07.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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