Would die for pombon btw
27.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would die for pombon btw
27.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hands on kinda process I hear
26.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂
26.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LinkedIn will be like “you’d be a top applicant for this!” And the role is Satans bumlicker in hell (on-site) for 22k a year cba
26.02.2026 09:41 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Slayyyter is perfect for heavy gym sessions
25.02.2026 07:10 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Old technology is exactly what I needed today, mother slayyyter going 4 for 4 on these singles 😍
24.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I haven’t opened the app in years but work are saying it’s a “growth area” now all of a sudden?
24.02.2026 08:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I thought it was retired and only used by teens and creeps 😭
24.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wait are we still using Snapchat?
24.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My boy looks so good
23.02.2026 09:41 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Nothing tbh the options on their website are just ugly rn
23.02.2026 09:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What’s a good brand for a pair of jeans boys I’m struggling since bershka’s fall from grace
23.02.2026 08:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nobody hates me more than my own subconscious 🤪
23.02.2026 08:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: *hits biceps and triceps on the same cable machine*
My brain: everyone hates you for hogging this machine for so long and daring to rest between sets
Finallyyyyyy a release date for old technology thank u mother
21.02.2026 07:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alfie convinced me to skip gym this morning can someone make sure I go tomorrow
20.02.2026 07:35 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Slayyyter!!! Where is old technology!! Stop teasing me!!
20.02.2026 07:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😘😘
18.02.2026 07:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Quite fierce from me
18.02.2026 07:23 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh the tiktok recipes go hard for this kind of thing too, may be doing some research today 😅
17.02.2026 08:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do u have on your pancakes king? Mine are practically drowning in Nutella
17.02.2026 08:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks! Gonna put it all back on with pancake day today
17.02.2026 08:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But Ken it’s pancake day!
17.02.2026 08:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You rolling up the sleeve cos it’s arm day 😭😂
16.02.2026 09:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do you screen for basic manners 😭
16.02.2026 08:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Another week of work begins
16.02.2026 08:22 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some people’s complete lack of gym etiquette pisses me off
16.02.2026 07:39 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My evil cunty queen
16.02.2026 06:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not from a hen and jerrys I fear 😔
16.02.2026 06:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0