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@lizplank.bsky.social

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quinn for the win!!!!!

26.07.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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If They Cut Everything Our Taxes Pay For, Why Are We Still Paying Taxes? No public services, just vibes and war.

Completely agree, @lizplank.bsky.social.

The "big beautiful bill" shreds safety nets, kneecaps the middle class, and then hands what’s left to the wealthiest Americans with a bow on top.

Why pay?

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04.06.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If You Think This Is Just Another News Cycle, Read a History Book. This isn’t a blip. It’s a warning.

If You Think This Is Just Another News Cycle, Read a History Book.

by @lizplank.bsky.social
This isn’t a blip. It’s a warning.

18.06.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The World is Burning but I’m Still Getting Slack Notifications World War III is soft launching, but capitalism never sleeps.

Thanks for this very relatable piece, @lizplank.bsky.social

If you’re feeling overwhelmed by what’s going in our world while also maintaining the stress and worry of mundane work/life tasks, this is a helpful read!

23.06.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI often ask myself how come we’ve progressed to a point where we don’t think girls should be limited by gender, but boys can be.”
- @lizplank.bsky.social

24.06.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paper Straws for You, Private Jets for Them While we sip through soggy straws, 94 private jets fly to Jeff Bezos’s $50 million wedding in a drowning city.

Paper Straws for You, Private Jets for Them
by @lizplank.bsky.social

While we sip through soggy straws, 94 private jets fly to Jeff Bezos’s $50 million wedding in a drowning city.
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30.06.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

go anne!!!

20.05.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When You're a Woman, Even Death Won’t Save You From Misogyny Her soul is gone. But the state is still harvesting her body.

If you’re a woman in America you can’t escape misogyny even when you’re dead

18.05.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so excited doing this with you!!!! πŸ’•

16.05.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The World’s Richest Men Are Killing the World’s Poorest Children Meet the Black Hole Bro: He has it all, and still wants what’s in your lunchbox.

πŸ‘Š this. Great ✍️

@lizplank.bsky.social coming in πŸ”₯

"...isn’t a show of dominance, it’s a cry for relevance. It’s what happens when your identity is so brittle, your ego so hungry, that you light the world on fire just to watch your own reflection in the flames."

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13.05.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Visibly Decomposing Man Calls Taylor Swift Ugly She owns a jet. He borrows one from oil princes.

Taylor Swift is a bigger man than Trump will ever be

16.05.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do any of these people actually know what medicaid is?

16.05.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20567    πŸ” 3612    πŸ’¬ 1386    πŸ“Œ 368

This is where @lizplank.bsky.social's call for democrats to go into "insufferable b**** mode" should be executed on in 2026 and beyond.

Whatever partisan moves Trump makes, punch back with the same.

24.04.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Go out. Be weird. Be extravagant in this moment. Because nothing matters. A felon is president. They’re talking about bombing Yemen like they’re planning a frat party.

Go out. Be weird. Be extravagant in this moment. Because nothing matters. A felon is president. They’re talking about bombing Yemen like they’re planning a frat party.

Love this call to action from @lizplank.bsky.social on @anandwrites.bsky.social. Spot on. Let’s f’n go people!

11.04.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trump Administration is DEI for Incompetent Men The Trump presidency isn't a horror movie. It's a jackass sequel.

Excellent commentary by @lizplank.bsky.social

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14.04.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing Says Girl Power Like Polluting the Stratosphere Girlbossing the ozone layer.

πŸ˜„πŸ”₯πŸ‘ @lizplank.bsky.social

"I tried to stay silent on the female empowerment space mission & I lasted about ten & a half minutes, which, ironically, is shorter than the actual length of the mission that the media has now spent 500 hours breathlessly mythologizing."
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14.04.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If You’re Scared of Trump, Resign. Cry in the bathroom, not the senate.

πŸ”₯ πŸ‘ πŸ”₯

"...if fear is stopping you from doing the one job you were elected and paid to do, then for the love of God, America, and literally anyone born after World War II, get out of the way."

If You’re Scared of Trump, Resign.
by @lizplank.bsky.social

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20.04.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let Them Eat Space Girlbossing the ozone layer.

So well-said.

I felt the same cringey embarrassment the author underscores when this came to my attention.

Thank you, @lizplank.bsky.social

21.04.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If You’re Scared of Trump, Resign. Cry in the bathroom, not the senate.

retweet if you have more spine than congress

20.04.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Imagine if a woman had tanked the stock market and dipped out early to play golf.

07.04.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Florida Man Soft Launches Dictatorship Instead of Going to Therapy He won't mediate and he's making it all our problem.

Florida Man Soft Launches Dictatorship Instead of Going to Therapy

by @lizplank.bsky.social

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02.04.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Most Resilient Generation in History? Millennials. don't @ me!!

not millenials hitting their fourth recession before they hit 40

06.04.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Florida Man Soft Launches Dictatorship Instead of Going to Therapy He won't mediate and he's making it all our problem.

Drop a πŸ”₯ if you’ve never had to threaten to become emperor to self-regulate

02.04.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for find me.

13.03.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️❀️❀️

31.03.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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None of My Emails Are Finding Me Well Trying to live a normal life while unelected billionaires and misogynists burn it all down.

Me sipping my morning coffee, scrolling through news alerts and emails.
@lizplank.bsky.social nails it.

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13.03.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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None of My Emails Are Finding Me Well Trying to live a normal life while unelected billionaires and misogynists burn it all down.

"There’s no word for what it feels like to 'circle up on Q1 goals' while unelected billionaires loot our government in broad daylight." @lizplank.bsky.social says it right. lizplank.substack.com/p/none-of-my...

13.03.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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our friend @lizplank.bsky.social breaks down the epidemic of men not asking follow up questions on dates

14.03.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Drunk-Text Your Ex? Congrats, You’re Still Smarter Than Pete Hegseth Rejoice, you beautiful disaster: the men in charge are so much worse.

β€œRejoice, you beautiful disaster” 🀣🀣🀣

If these fools weren’t in charge of our nuclear stockpile, it would just be funny.

So it is hilarious and incredibly dangerous simultaneously.

- @lizplank.bsky.social

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25.03.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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