50 Plus Döner

Reading is an important skill that I do not utilize

Please add a mode where when the call comes up, you get a Venmo payment of $100,000 dollars from the owner of the team of the offender if you make the wrong call

Orlando didn't spill the gumbo, Don Garber called Orlando and told them to lose "or else"

*to the tune of touch my body*

"Catch a body"

Emma Hayes not wearing the hat during the game is a -1000 morale debuff and Argentina will now win the game

"WELLLLL ILL BE" - Emma Hayes at the first goal scored in practice

Well now shes gotta conduct an entire practice session speaking like a Western sheriff

Makes us think "London might have too many teams"

Eintracht Frankfurt almost have as many league clean sheets in the 4 games under Riera (2) as they did the entire Toppmöller era this season (3)

Aint no way my Uber driver is watching Mark Goldbridge while driving lol

Oliver Kahn's last 2 months at Bayern

Can't even hug your bro in the box during a corner anymore

You guys could have played defenders today and been fine at this rate

Stuttgart have a 3-0 lead in the Beep Beep Derby.

Wolfsburg look dreadful.

Wolfsburg is maybe the #1 team in the league where you look at the roster and you say "wow this team shouldnt be ass" but then you watch them play and confuse yourself even more

Schalke, Paderborn, Darmstadt, Elversburg, Hannover in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 on the table within 2 points of each other

Münster, Dresden, Kiel, Braunschweig, Magdeburg, Fürth in 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 on the table within 3 points of each other

Best mens league in the world

At this point the Bundesliga is better off declaring Augsburg vs Bayern as Der Klassiker than Dortmund

Fake "Thank you fans" message from Dortmund Like a Us team would being eliminated from the playoffs

Thomas Müller looking down at a camera

After a brief "oh hell yeah the gumbo went back in the pot", we are back to "gumbo all over the car"

Bayerns defending good lord lol.

A draw for Dortmund is a good morale victory but they probably need a win out of this for the eyes emoji to come back out

You'll never guess what happened in Bayern vs Dortmund

It feels so dumb to be talking about soccer rn to be 100% honest

Definitely feels like you can genuinely say Dortmunds been the better team so far.

A nice bounce back from whatever the hell they were doing against Atalanta.

Still time left to go and Kompanys gonna make adjustments, a lot of storm to weather.

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Were going to have to create a new basement tier

Its time for the only game in Bundesliga history