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the SNAP benefit thing is like, fuck, the federal government is literally going to starve us and only spend money on dudes with guns to come kidnap our neighbors, how the fuck did we end up here

Im tired of government geriatrics political irl matlock style entertainment

Lord knows im cooking in the voice notes

Feeling blimp tummy tuesday

Whoever came up with taking a buzz feed personality quiz. in order to talk to a person in the employment process I will find you.

who up chewing the cud

The moment of the day is her

Remake the mageweave sets and put them on the trading post..

Also its nightmarish missing the wow patch I was so excited

Im still at "death" by melanie martinez

setting up self-destructive traps and getting caught in them on purpose, as a treat

Shelters are kinda like love island but inverse

Gay in brown Henley with a red corduroy shirt showing blue glasses taken in restroom with white walls

New frames with my happy face

a cartoon character with green leaves and pink flowers ALT: a cartoon character with green leaves and pink flowers

Good morning everyone!

You are the non-existent safety standards to the horrific industrial disaster of my heart

You don't see two escaped prisoners chained together at the ankle pumping a handcar on the train tracks anymore

Every journalist, no matter what they end up covering, should be forced to start their career by reporting on local politics in the place where they live

i am begging you to primary the do-nothing party leadership so i don't have to clip their videos anymore. free me of this curse

wow i'm joyscrolling

run the charismatic wunderkind

aoc 2028

Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.

Overdraft fees were created in 1990.
Credit scores were created in 1989.
We can live without them.

“babe come to bed, zohran won round one hours ago”

“not yet. the iran war advisor still hasn’t shot off his dick”

Imagine if the Democratic Party actually helped Zohran instead of trying to kneecap him at every step. A better party is immediately possible if they stop shoving money into the anti-trans combination Racism Dial/Money Toilet and instead get behind candidates people actually want.

Cover of George Takei’s They Called Us Enemy” showing a young Japanese American boy in a line of people being sent to an internment camp guarded by a uniformed American soldier

Meant to mention this last week, but if you have a young person in your life who’s into history or graphic novels or just good books, buy them George Takei’s “They Called Us Enemy.” My oldest couldn’t put it down.

My daughter, drawing: “this is a pirate”
Me: “oh does he have a sword?”
Daughter: “*HE*?!?!?!?!?”

Kid is learning early how to call out my implicit biases, good for her!

First date idea: I catch you stealing apples from my orchard and cast you from our village to wander in exile

Getting my ass grabbed at the club and they feel my invisalign case