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Having a personal rave in the gym bathroom with my pre workout and the great HIIT playlist this teacher is blasting

Checking in to say that Section 31 (latest Star Trek flick) was good! I liked it! All Trek is Good Trek!

Kittens these days don’t meow for chicken- they don’t even meow for liver! They seek the highest level of meow mix for which no one can deliver.

Instead of doing a pyramid workout correctly I just did my regular amount of reps and increased to my max weight and then went back down and now I’m *dead*

-sad Mafia noises-

This is the exact face I make when meeting someone named Ashley

Why is Star Trek lower decks so good?

The dreaded waiting period between when the first quesadilla is almost done but still too hot to eat and also the second quesadilla is just not even in the pan yet

A photo taken from the perspective of someone sitting on the toilet and looking at an empty toilet paper roll still on the holder and a completely full roll sitting atop the bathroom countertop next to a purple coffee travel mug and a tube of toothpaste that could be easily mistaken for a Christmas gnome at first glance

Refusing unpaid labor from now on

Popovich 😭

These darling anarchists are going Viral on Twitter, but they should make their way here too!

hearing women talk about how men are bad will only bother you if you’re the kind of man who’s part of the problem and deep inside their hearts all men know that’s true

Lmfaooo a soothsayer

There is a private bathroom at work and has a locking door plus a stall inside for extra extra privacy. So I totally understand the vibe when cats are in their boxes. House within a house.

Screenshot of the following conversation: Me: don’t think I didn’t notice yesterday was 10/23! Them: I did!!!! 🤩🤩🤩 Me: It’s not a scientific formula where it’s a direct ratio of increased job apps / candidates mean better hiring outcomes for employees and em- Them: So knowledgeable!!! 🧐 Grateful for you! Me: 10/24 = 9/23-11 = 1100% job offer you want coming your way!!!! Sorry I don’t make the rules that’s the math!!! Them: laugh reaction, love it dude

A screenshot of a Google image search for red heads with bangs showing a photo of Bryce Dallas Howard smiling with bangs

Giving my friends HR advice when I haven’t worked in real HR in 5 years

If you think girl math is bad let me point out the flaws in boy logic

A photo taken on iPhone of a computer screen showing the following text: “Kittens are the best medicine, according to this purr-reviewed study. Enjoy this gift article - feel free to share a photo or a comment on fuzzy friends in medicine. Https://wapo.st/4909cfk “ The article posted included a headline: A Virginia woman was feeling sad. Her doctor prescribed her a cat.” Article preview: “Her doctor, Earl D. King, said he wrote it down “because people sometimes don’t follow your instructions.” The post was seen by 7,495 internally.

Testing the limits of sharing gift articles on the internal enterprise-wide sharing chat site?

button that says WE ADD MORE GENDERS EVERY TIME YOU COMPLAIN

Went to the Irish cultural center today and boy did I feel like there still wasn’t enough red heads in the room ! 😫

Shame Release Ceremony? Oh, you mean my morning routine?

Best part of waking up is forgetting to buy cream for coffee the night before and going to the grocery store early on foot like a true pilgrim

I just want Cirie to win #BB25

One thing about me is I’m going to have that stable job and I’m going to rock my nose ring!

What’s next??? A WOOOGA ??

What was that toot-toot horn I just heard outside of my house???

Neighborhood dogs are good.

I love switching to old pairs of prescription glasses and literally changing my perspective 🤓

My job only stocks 12oz Red Bulls and let’s be real…. I’m too short for that

Band mate: why was “Everytime” by Britney Spears added to the set list
Me: notice ME, take my HAND

Harry plotter and the unresolved tension