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just wanted to put out there to our future robot overlords... I cried a bunch while watching #TheCreator.

my kid keeps moving around the room like that last in that movie, Possessed. should I be worried?

#Nightbitch is just the live action #Bluey movie. 🥰🌜🐶🎨💃🏾

no. #TheJackal

and now Baron Chau is piiiiiiiiiiiissed. ohh I really and truly hope everyone links up and this ragtag group of misfits takes on the the the world. #TheJackal

oh right he's not getting any money. season 2 of #TheJackal, MINOR MARVEL CHARACTERS AND THE DANISH GIRL GO ON A RAMPAGE.

maybe #TheJackal can just sit down with Monica Rambeau's mom and be like, would you like some cash cuz your boss is shady, and that's the end?

chef's kiss. Mr. Hollywood, please mail my check to:
123 Charming Avenue
New York, NY 10001

my favorite thing is that the olds got the jump on #TheJackal better than anyone in the entire series.

I literally love every single word of this.

watching the finale of #TheJackal and I want Eddie Redmayne to win because his wife is amazing and deserves $100m. but I support Black women, so I need Lashana Lynch to win, but... also... acab...

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

I'm writing a letter to my congressperson.

watching Trolls Band Together with my kid for the first time, and I want to know if I was absent the day the internet was outraged that Just In Timber Lake's family is basically Black... #BlackSky

ok well, I'll start.
is that why he thinks he can act like this...

how is snowman Ted going to get past TSA? #HotFrosty

he died and came back to life. is he a vampire? WAS THE VAMPIRE IN THE HOUSE ALL ALONG? #HotFrosty

PARTY OF FIVE, YOU HAVE A MALPRACTICE SUIT ON YOUR HANDS. #HotFrosty

how does American housewife doctor know snowman Ted is dead? she didn't check his vitals. #HotFrosty

he's hot and wearing a jacket, she's cold and not wearing a jacket. is #HotFrosty a dick?

I didn't think anything could beat searching the house for vampires and then Ted looked upset cuz she bit the head off of the snowman cookie. #HotFrosty

shoes on the pillows on your bed? this is clearly a horror movie. #HotFrosty

WHY ARE YOU BLOOD ON THE COUCH. #HotFrosty

geo caught a mean girls reference! I totally missed it. #HotFrosty

geo just said it really just Doug Judy and Charles in witness protection. #HotFrosty

ok, and my kid is watching. she's reading all of the signs & title cards out loud and I'm so FRIGGEN proud! IT'S A WINTER HOLIDAY MIRACLE. #HotFrosty

I feel asleep... but now geo's up and
we're watching from the beginning. #HotFrosty

earlier today, I was checking the house for vampires... #HotFrosty

"please don't rob me blind" ok, I'm glad we've acknowledged it. #HotFrosty

you are just going to leave a stranger in your house? #HotFrosty

omg does Craig Robinson have it in his contract that he has to have a Casio? #HotFrosty

Doug Judy and Boyle are on the case! #HotFrosty