Hammer House of Pancakes

Call you wonderboy with how you’re knocking these out of the park

the “slurry phase” is a necessary season of life

Anyone who has sat through the Neo Contra opening should know in their bone marrow that the aesthetic experience of a game is inextricable from the mechanical experience. If either feels wrong, you've got problems a-brewin

If a weapon is not immediately useful and satisfying, why has the designer seen fit to give it to us?

I write instructions as if I were talking to a mildly bright and noticeably autistic b-school student and it seems to help with straightforward queries - "what is the standard workflow for [process]. include examples of each step. detail the reasons for including each step."

i mostly use it to remind me how to set up different models, which seems to be within its limitations

what’s breaking for you?

as Bud Charniga used to say: “there is no system”

Size is my guess. Same as how people believe hippos are slow, fat loafers instead of relentless murder machines

Overjoyed that a “T-Rex was covered in foofy feathers like a giant budgie” paper becomes more likely by the day

the future is here and it fucking sucks

i think he is regular stupid who has convinced himself he’s kayfabe stupid

“morally decent”

“british”

i have divined a weakness in your reasoning

The guitar solo in Fire Fire is a near-perfect substitute

glengarry ahh creditor on creditor violence

first prize is a 0.85x MOIC

second prize is a shipping container full of obsolete GPUs

third prize is you get flayed alive by your LPAC

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“rent” and “jail” are fake ideas meant to keep us from discovering the Proporción Última, the mix of uppers and liquor that makes all consequences disappear

“rent” and “jail” are fake ideas meant to keep us from discovering the Proporción Última, the mix of uppers and liquor that makes all consequences disappear

i believe pseudo-dionysius covered precisely this case in an early manuscript

Can’t involuntarily transform men into smoke shows with the power of Mountain Dew anymore, because of anti-woke.

Buy when there’s blood in the streets!

*I open my wallet, a moth flies out*

Okay, there are lessons here

Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

The richest man owns X.

The second and third richest men control Google.

The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.

And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.

See the problem here?

re: ana kasparian,

did the young turks produce a single normal person, because rn it looks like they have a worse batting average than cum town

I love cold medicine because it lets you choose between “congested af and shivering cold” or “nose running like a faucet and soaked in the foulest sweat known to man”

My God, that information ratio…🫦

I cannot imagine the frustration of doing weeks of concentrated diligence just to give more money to Schwarzman

Allocator: We’re trying to find alpha by going to inefficient, illiquid markets and making concentrated bets

Also Allocator: Our minimum check size is $200 million and we can’t be more than 4.3% of strategy AUM

Love the dead-eyed stares from allocators when they hear the words “small cap value”

$OWL reading this going “Who? WHO????”

I’ve run into a couple of emerging secondary-of-secondaries credit funds, and I don’t wonder if this is the bloodshed they’ve been waiting for

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh buddyyyyyyyyyyy!!