๐: IM BARELY HERE LMAO SNFBFHFHFG
31.01.2026 05:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@zonaiteoracle.bsky.social
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๐: IM BARELY HERE LMAO SNFBFHFHFG
31.01.2026 05:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0O h .
24.11.2025 05:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hesitantly, he takes her hand.
It's like touching something with a constant static charge.
"If you insist . . ."
"Yes - uhm. Most oracles are pretty adept at divination, and I am no exception. It's not consistent and the dreams are rare . . . More often I see and hear portents in the wind, the waves, and the clouds."
He's gently tapping his spear/staff against the ground in thought.
"Well, admittedly, I do have a purpose here, even if it is very vague. Most of the oracles that lived on the flotilla before my time simply warded particularly horrific storms away from Hyrule's shores but . . . I had a vision that I needed to be here, or that I would be here."
He muses idly.
"It's been with me ever since I can remember. It . . . Makes it hard to do finer motions. Lightning is drawn to me, I occasionally have small puddles form around me . . . And there's always a light breeze that picks up the more I . . . Tap into the divine mystery of tempests."
24.11.2025 02:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Oh, I don't, uhm. Have one of those ? I am the conduit myself, the divine concept of storms being . . . Held, within my mortal body."
24.11.2025 02:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Ah, I'm . . . Newer. My family lived far off of the coast of the Faron region on a flotilla for many, many years, but I am just . . . The newest storm sage. A pleasure."
He exhales, stepping out of the puddle of rainwater that spontaneously formed underfoot due to his oracular curse.
"Ah, I see."
He is . . . Unbothered by her eyes. After all, as an oracle, he's surprised his own eyes still work at all.
"I . . . I am Mahuizoh. Oracle of Tempest, Sage of Storms. Who might you be ?"
"Oh I'm sorry, many apologies -"
And then he realizes.
"Ah. Another . . . Zonai ?"
"Ah, uhm, unfortunate."
23.11.2025 04:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Oh, another one ! ? Who are they ?"
23.11.2025 03:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Hm ? Oh, greetings, Farosh !"
23.11.2025 03:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Sneezing once.
23.11.2025 03:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Oh, well, on my raft there . . . Weren't many holidays, besides the storm season beginning and ending . . ."
22.11.2025 00:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Oh . . . Am I invited ? I've never had a Christmas before . . ."
22.11.2025 00:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1" . . . What ? What's a . . . Christmas ?"
22.11.2025 00:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"We've met briefly, though I . . . Moreso delve into the divine mystery that all storms hold. Wind, waves, frost, lightning . . . Not just lightning. If you'll forgive my impudence. I am an oracle of the tempest . . . Which means I am cursed, your radiance."
He can't help but be formal.
"I thought the same until I came to the mainland, your highness. Uhm. I'm Mahuizoh. Sage of Storms !"
A polite bow to his superior and elder.
"Oh. That's the king of Hyrule."
19.11.2025 03:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mahuizoh is messing about with a pan flute, the wind constangly surrounding him giving the melody an eerie echo.
"Hmhm . . . mhhhm.~"
" . . . Hff. Alright."
17.11.2025 22:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Uhm . . . Alright ? I feel like I should worry . . ."
17.11.2025 22:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Why . . . Are we fighting ?"
17.11.2025 22:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Well, it's uhm. At the bottom of the ocean now, so ? Not a worry of mine."
17.11.2025 20:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Oh, well, I had a garden on my flotilla, but . . . It sank, and I didn't really grow much besides mighty bananas."
17.11.2025 20:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Munch. Gulp.
"Mm. Haven't had shock fruit in ages . . . Thank you, Farosh."
A small, sheepish smile, before Mahuizoh's face settles back into that stoic mask.
Raising his head back to his full height, ears twitching. Bashful expression plastered across his muzzle.
"Y-Yes. Please."
Blank staring - then, realization.
"Ah ! Shoot, I'm . . . I'm. Mahuizoh. Oracle of the Tempest, it's a pleasure to meet you, patron spirit of storms !"
The zonai bows his head low, a once distant and brooding expression giving way to a bashful one.
. . .
! ! !