REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.
HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN ITβS TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.
@celeryfingers.bsky.social
cheeky and overstimulated
REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.
HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN ITβS TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.
When the history of this time is written down, the cowardice will be remembered as much as the fascism
14.03.2025 12:41 β π 31986 π 4901 π¬ 726 π 285This is fine meme, but with dog saying βSo I have a book coming outβ
Chuck Schumer right now:
14.03.2025 18:21 β π 23376 π 3495 π¬ 363 π 174The cognitive dissonance will never cease to amaze me:
"I take away from what I heard today that weβre doing exactly what the American people sent us to Washington D.C. to do"
Our solution is more varied ethnic cleansing. Cool, cool. π
14.03.2025 17:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Come on, Texas. Make sure keith [cangofuckhim]self never goes a day without being misgendered.
14.03.2025 17:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Be careful, friends.
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If Donald Trump can override our elected officialsβ control of the purse strings, we are effectively entering a period of taxation without representation.
04.03.2025 16:59 β π 6291 π 1117 π¬ 82 π 84There's no hate like christian love.
28.02.2025 05:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tomorrow, February 28, letβs disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities.
That means:
π« No gas from corporate giants
π« No fast food chains
π« No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
This forever changes how I view all the Jell-O and miracle whip recipes of the 1950s
28.02.2025 04:00 β π 618 π 60 π¬ 18 π 5NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk.
What would she say to him? Here was her answer:
βFuck off.β
My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
19.11.2024 18:13 β π 14573 π 7103 π¬ 461 π 727Make sure all your shots are up-to-date before this man eliminates the possibility of you getting them.
23.02.2025 05:01 β π 282 π 48 π¬ 10 π 1Go AP!
Gulf of Mexico for forever
This fascist dweeb makes the mustache man look cool π
21.02.2025 03:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I received this in the mail. Any suggestions on what to ask?
20.02.2025 03:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π€―
18.02.2025 00:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why do you say DEI?
17.02.2025 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please consider carefully how much of your time, energy, emotional labor you give away to MAGAs in an effort to midwife their awakening. It's not your job to save them. How could those resources be more effectively spent in pursuit of your liberty? Stop Trying to "Beauty and The Beast" with MAGA:
17.02.2025 17:49 β π 140 π 22 π¬ 8 π 4Join 50501 in a National Day of Action on Monday, February 17th. We are reclaiming President's Day - a day that is supposed to be celebrating the Presidency. Unite to limit executive overreach. Find your protest at https://buff.ly/417VjtT, or create one.
10.02.2025 14:07 β π 3056 π 1851 π¬ 264 π 590So fragile.
16.02.2025 21:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as βexceptionalβ performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
16.02.2025 21:28 β π 64200 π 15214 π¬ 959 π 407A critical point.
16.02.2025 02:28 β π 14612 π 2616 π¬ 580 π 157No problem!
15.02.2025 08:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon/Project 2025 is starting to weaponizing your dataβtime to start caring. Every search, email, and location ping fuels surveillance. Ditch Google, use privacy-first tools, and take back control. Your data is your power. Protect it. #PrivacyMatters #DeGoogleNow.
14.02.2025 21:15 β π 311 π 63 π¬ 19 π 2Hey everyone, here is some information that I am posting. If it seems like Iβm encouraging something here, well maybe Iβm not. Itβs a mystery!
14.02.2025 14:41 β π 532 π 148 π¬ 19 π 1We found the real one!
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