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cheeky and overstimulated

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REPLACE CHUCK SCHUMER WITH A HAND VACUUM.

HAND VAC IS CHEAPER AND ONLY SUCKS WHEN IT’S TURNED ON INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING TIME LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER.

14.03.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1288    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

When the history of this time is written down, the cowardice will be remembered as much as the fascism

14.03.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 31986    πŸ” 4901    πŸ’¬ 726    πŸ“Œ 285
This is fine meme, but with dog saying β€œSo I have a book coming out”

This is fine meme, but with dog saying β€œSo I have a book coming out”

Chuck Schumer right now:

14.03.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 23376    πŸ” 3495    πŸ’¬ 363    πŸ“Œ 174
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North Carolina GOP town hall gets rowdy as attendees hurl scathing questions on Trump A town hall held by Rep. Chuck Edwards in Asheville, North Carolina, got rowdy as attendees asked a barrage of scathing questions about policies rolled out under President Donald Trump's administratio...

The cognitive dissonance will never cease to amaze me:
"I take away from what I heard today that we’re doing exactly what the American people sent us to Washington D.C. to do"

14.03.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AP Exclusive: US and Israel look to Africa for moving Palestinians uprooted from Gaza The U.S. and Israel have reached out to officials of three East African governments to discuss using their territories as potential destinations to move Palestinians from the Gaza Strip.

Our solution is more varied ethnic cleansing. Cool, cool. πŸ™„

14.03.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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House hearing ends after lawmaker introduces Rep. Sarah McBride as β€˜Mr. McBride’ A House subcommittee hearing abruptly ended on Tuesday when Texas Republican Rep. Keith Self introduced the first openly transgender lawmaker in Congress as "Mr.

Come on, Texas. Make sure keith [cangofuckhim]self never goes a day without being misgendered.

14.03.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Amplifies β€œNo LGBTQ” Symbol Using Nazi-Era Imagery in Military Ad Post Trump’s Truth Social post has a pink triangle overlayed with a prohibition symbol

Be careful, friends.

meidasnews.com/news/trump-a...

11.03.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE arrests Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia University protests, his lawyer says A prominent Palestinian activist who helped lead last spring's protests at Columbia University has been arrested by federal immigration agents.
10.03.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Donald Trump can override our elected officials’ control of the purse strings, we are effectively entering a period of taxation without representation.

04.03.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6291    πŸ” 1117    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 84

There's no hate like christian love.

28.02.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities.

That means:
🚫 No gas from corporate giants
🚫 No fast food chains
🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)

28.02.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 15533    πŸ” 3361    πŸ’¬ 283    πŸ“Œ 168
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This forever changes how I view all the Jell-O and miracle whip recipes of the 1950s

28.02.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 618    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5
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NEW: I just asked Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett if she had a message to Elon Musk.

What would she say to him? Here was her answer:

β€œFuck off.”

25.02.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 14758    πŸ” 3220    πŸ’¬ 698    πŸ“Œ 612

My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread

19.11.2024 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 14573    πŸ” 7103    πŸ’¬ 461    πŸ“Œ 727

Make sure all your shots are up-to-date before this man eliminates the possibility of you getting them.

23.02.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Go AP!

Gulf of Mexico for forever

23.02.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This fascist dweeb makes the mustache man look cool πŸ™„

21.02.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I received this in the mail. Any suggestions on what to ask?

20.02.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀯

18.02.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do you say DEI?

17.02.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Stop Trying to "Beauty and The Beast" with MAGA.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture Stop Trying to "Beauty and The Beast" with MAGA.

Please consider carefully how much of your time, energy, emotional labor you give away to MAGAs in an effort to midwife their awakening. It's not your job to save them. How could those resources be more effectively spent in pursuit of your liberty? Stop Trying to "Beauty and The Beast" with MAGA:

17.02.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4
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Join 50501 in a National Day of Action on Monday, February 17th. We are reclaiming President's Day - a day that is supposed to be celebrating the Presidency. Unite to limit executive overreach. Find your protest at https://buff.ly/417VjtT, or create one.

10.02.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3056    πŸ” 1851    πŸ’¬ 264    πŸ“Œ 590

So fragile.

16.02.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as β€œexceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.

16.02.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 64200    πŸ” 15214    πŸ’¬ 959    πŸ“Œ 407
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A critical point.

16.02.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14612    πŸ” 2616    πŸ’¬ 580    πŸ“Œ 157

No problem!

15.02.2025 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Breaking the Google Habit: How to Take Back Your Privacy | tallgirl6234 Get more from tallgirl6234 on Patreon

Elon/Project 2025 is starting to weaponizing your dataβ€”time to start caring. Every search, email, and location ping fuels surveillance. Ditch Google, use privacy-first tools, and take back control. Your data is your power. Protect it. #PrivacyMatters #DeGoogleNow.

14.02.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

Hey everyone, here is some information that I am posting. If it seems like I’m encouraging something here, well maybe I’m not. It’s a mystery!

14.02.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 532    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1
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We found the real one!

14.02.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17983    πŸ” 2853    πŸ’¬ 228    πŸ“Œ 109

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