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Latest posts by 512derek.bsky.social on Bluesky

Not sure Briscoe Cain can even tie his own fucking shoes

03.12.2024 17:05 — 👍 50    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 0

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04.12.2024 19:38 — 👍 40    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0
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Austin,TX 💙

22.11.2024 00:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Love my lil girl 🥰

19.11.2024 21:28 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Seems like sexual assault is a pre-requisite to be on Trumps cabinet

15.11.2024 01:16 — 👍 13012    🔁 2152    💬 482    📌 94

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

19.11.2024 17:08 — 👍 56572    🔁 8357    💬 2509    📌 424
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In -The Onion

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In -The Onion

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
theonion.com/trump-locks-...

19.11.2024 16:55 — 👍 29410    🔁 4280    💬 549    📌 326
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Yes, the water was cold 🥶

19.11.2024 16:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As I’ve been screaming, this is NOT about the election, it’s a National Security issue. Russia declared war on the United States, and we’re busy preparing for a “smooth transition.” Christ!

19.11.2024 02:34 — 👍 9481    🔁 3695    💬 560    📌 245

Right wingers are making accounts here explicitly because they're not getting the traction they're used to on Twitter.

Just block, report, & let them eat eachother as they run out of engagement with their preferred targets.

18.11.2024 19:38 — 👍 616    🔁 157    💬 12    📌 1

do they really think there will magically be cheap eggs and gas

18.11.2024 23:53 — 👍 4870    🔁 295    💬 576    📌 43
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1.2 Millions Americans died because of his negligence, while he was sending our lifesaving supplies to Putin.

18.11.2024 14:50 — 👍 34499    🔁 8218    💬 2211    📌 531
Starcrawler - "Learn To Say Goodbye" "Good Time Girl" "Rich Taste" (live in KUTX Studio 1A)
YouTube video by KUTX Austin Starcrawler - "Learn To Say Goodbye" "Good Time Girl" "Rich Taste" (live in KUTX Studio 1A)

Y desde la KUTX de Austin nos llega el directo de Starcrawler
www.subnoise.es/foro/videos/...

12.11.2024 09:55 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Red State Voters Googled ‘How to Change My Vote God's weekly meme roundup.

For God and fuck’s sake, people.

16.11.2024 23:13 — 👍 5098    🔁 770    💬 199    📌 49
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“I do agree. He will probably have to pull out. Sorry, that’s a bad choice of words for Matt Gaetz”

16.11.2024 04:31 — 👍 10311    🔁 1637    💬 378    📌 220
Meme with side by side pictures of Marco Rubio and RFK, Jr, labeled “Marco” and “Polio.”

Meme with side by side pictures of Marco Rubio and RFK, Jr, labeled “Marco” and “Polio.”

Who made this? Ahahaha

15.11.2024 19:52 — 👍 73077    🔁 13836    💬 1579    📌 1063

I saw my first porn movie last night and I couldn't believe how young I looked.

13.11.2024 14:24 — 👍 3752    🔁 170    💬 242    📌 16
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Congrats to Chili's @ 45th and Lamar for its Michelin Star🌟

12.11.2024 19:11 — 👍 143    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 1
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Bluesky last month vs Bluesky today

15.11.2024 00:52 — 👍 779    🔁 81    💬 16    📌 6

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