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Ahoy! I'm almost clever! THE DOLOROUS ADVENTURE OF BROTHER BANENOSE, an illustrated medieval fantasy comedy, is out of print. My second novel is coming eventually! mattthecatania.wordpress.com

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a blonde woman wearing a black leather jacket is standing in front of a picture . Alt: Dove Cameon as Ruby Hale on Agents Of SHIELD

Disney is working on a new live action Tinker Bell show called "Tink," but they already had a show featuring Crossfit Tinker Bell!

10.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The quality of the worldbuilding is inverse to the stunt work in the John Wick franchise.

09.03.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the fifth episode of Twitch City, Callum Keith Rennie's Newbie says "Battlestar Galactica." He would go on to play Leoben in the BSG reboot.

09.03.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My power went out after I reset the clocks just to make me reset them again.

09.03.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the new body stunted or is the head oversized?

08.03.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SNL should do a skit with Veronika Slowikowska as Avril Lavigne.

08.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are there any Silver Age showcases for Lois & Lucy Lane being psychotic sisters together?

08.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In HBO Max's (Green) Lanterns, will the paranoid Earthling militia be puppets of Sinestro?

08.03.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tex-Mex food ought to be called Mexas food.

08.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The eighth day of the week is named Grunday.

07.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a statue of a dinosaur is standing on top of a hill . Alt: Godzilla Jr. tests out its atomic breath in Godzilla Vs. Space Godzilla.

(I almost used a GIF of Godzilla's muppety-slug form from Shin Gojira.)

07.03.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please tell me you have a costume for The Motherfucking Brick Dentist complete with logo.

06.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I need to watch the Gabby's Dollhouse TV show before the movie?

06.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally acquired an affordable Savage Eternia Mer-Man from the largest RC retail chain Texas.
#MOTU

06.03.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red Sonja says that's sufficient.

05.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People keep comparing The Pitt to 24, but does The Pitt have an episode where one of the nurses is kidnapped by a puma?

05.03.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a superhero costume is holding a green object Alt: Guy Gardner (Nathan Fillion) uses his Green Lantern ring to conjure a bullhorn in front of Hawkgirl in Superman.

The season finale of (Green) Lanterns needs to end with Guy Gardner flying in & saying "Wow, you chuckleheads could've taken out that fascist militia instantly if you'd just put on your damn rings!"

05.03.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HBO Max's Lanterns looks like nothing I want from a Green Lantern show.

04.03.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A commode can be a small chest of drawers or a chamber pot. Spidey may be combining both.

04.03.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waiters won't let me make 'em.

04.03.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Royal Mint is making Spice Girls coins.
The only hope of the US Mint to compete is to release Josie & The Pussycats coins.

03.03.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone ever tried sloppy steaks as seen on I Think You Should Leave?

03.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not to damn it with faint praise, but Lodge 49's Jim Gavin & Paul Giamatti reuniting for Boutique may be the best news I've heard all year.
@jimatdeltaco.bsky.social
#LongLiveLodge49 #saveLodge49

03.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a swamp creature with red eyes says " i don t know who i am anymore abby " Alt: In his very prematurely cancelly DC Universe TV series, Swamp Thing (Derek Mears) says "I don't know who I am anymore, Abby."

If Paramount can afford to go into absurd debt to buy WB, it can afford to film the final three scripts of the very prematurely cancelled Swamp Thing show!
#saveSwampThing

03.03.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can Green Lanterns have toes?

02.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The MCU needs to pay off that crossover tease by making Tony Revolori into Agent Venom. The symbiote could even have its spider logo this time!

02.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Were Rumors Of My Demise Greatly Exaggerated? Hello again! I didn’t mean to vanish after my New Year’s day review of Stranger Things season five. (I greatly underestimated how much viewers would beΒ  upset by its finale.) 2026 has n…

Were Rumors Of My Demise Greatly Exaggerated?
#MondayBlogs #Update
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02.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Detective Chimp is the best comics character who resembles a PG Tips mascot.

02.03.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Barbara Steele as Lavinia Morely in Curse Of The Crimson Altar

Barbara Steele as Lavinia Morely in Curse Of The Crimson Altar

Margali Szardos holding her adopted son, Nightcrawler, on Legion Of X #9 variant by Ejiwa Ebenebe

Margali Szardos holding her adopted son, Nightcrawler, on Legion Of X #9 variant by Ejiwa Ebenebe

The green horned form of Margali Szardos was inspired by Barbara Steele as Lavinia Morely in Curse Of The Crimson Altar.
#XMen #XSpoilers

01.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sage is being a Jubilee imposter.

01.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0