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Technology is exhausting. Let's make people happy. I used to be nasty at NBA Jam. Not so much any more, though. @StabbyCutyou on Twitter @StabbyCutyou@mastodon.social on Mastodon

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"The math on build vs buy has changed!"

Definitely in some fashion yes, but the problem wasn't just the building - it was maintaining what you built.

Everything has a tax, and I'd rather not tax my engineers with things that aren't meaningful for our business or our developer experience.

27.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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an observation from obscure twitter account "thebes"

16.02.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 308    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5
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Reddit, Meta, and Google Voluntarily Gave DHS Info of Anti-ICE Users, Report Says DHS is expanding its use of administrative subpoenas, which don't come from judges.

Apparently all you have to do is criticize ICE for tech companies to start giving your info to DHS. Very cool and good.

16.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a polar bear cub is laying in a pile of hay ALT: a polar bear cub is laying in a pile of hay

Looking at complex code you spent weeks working on over a year ago and trying to remember where you left off

16.02.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the hardest part in really adopting this is designing with dynamic flow control in mind.

The advice is correct, but I think many of us just haven't seen it done well enough to really get how to propagate it into our systems effectively.

29.01.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hey Kelsey,

I'm a big fan of your work, especially on kubernetes-the-hard-way.

I wanted to raise some funds for you through the use of a crypto coin using a platform called BagsApp (@BagsApp on X). We decided to base it off of NoCode as it is one of the funniest repositories we have seen in Github. The community really likes this combination of rewarding a strong builder and the funny aspect NOCODE brings.

 BagsApp is becoming increasingly popular as a method of open source funding for talented developers such as yourself, with many success stories coming from developers who have taken advantage of this innovative platform.

 BagsApp has documentation explaining the entire model, which you can read here: https://bags.fm/blueprint

 Another developer Steve Yegge; creator of Gas Town has seen great success with this and has written a medium article which may also bring you more clarity. You can read that here: https://x.com/Steve_Yegge/status/2011632032284369305?s=20

 We have currently raised $3,000 and this is steadily increasing.

 You can check the funds raised for you and claim here: https://bags.fm/79VXvEt7xSPhvQggeJ75UVqD41yXJwBS44zrstreBAGS

 I understand this may come across as shady so, if you have any more questions I am more than happy to hop on a call with you and explain where this all comes from.

 Thanks!

Hey Kelsey, I'm a big fan of your work, especially on kubernetes-the-hard-way. I wanted to raise some funds for you through the use of a crypto coin using a platform called BagsApp (@BagsApp on X). We decided to base it off of NoCode as it is one of the funniest repositories we have seen in Github. The community really likes this combination of rewarding a strong builder and the funny aspect NOCODE brings. BagsApp is becoming increasingly popular as a method of open source funding for talented developers such as yourself, with many success stories coming from developers who have taken advantage of this innovative platform. BagsApp has documentation explaining the entire model, which you can read here: https://bags.fm/blueprint Another developer Steve Yegge; creator of Gas Town has seen great success with this and has written a medium article which may also bring you more clarity. You can read that here: https://x.com/Steve_Yegge/status/2011632032284369305?s=20 We have currently raised $3,000 and this is steadily increasing. You can check the funds raised for you and claim here: https://bags.fm/79VXvEt7xSPhvQggeJ75UVqD41yXJwBS44zrstreBAGS I understand this may come across as shady so, if you have any more questions I am more than happy to hop on a call with you and explain where this all comes from. Thanks!

It seems the crypto community has found a new way to extract money from people. They are creating tokens for popular open source projects and inviting maintainers to get in on the scheme.

Here is the email I got earlier today.

19.01.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 20

I think I just made a really cool chart but I don't wanna be that guy posting in work slack about my cool chart at 8:30 am in my first month on Xmas morning.

That's kind of a year 2 move imo.

25.12.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jerome Powell just straight up said the U.S. government is publishing fake jobs numbers. Things will really go off the rails when Trump replaces him next year.

11.12.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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an older man with a beard covering his mouth with his fist ALT: an older man with a beard covering his mouth with his fist

Hashicorp, an IBM Company

11.12.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shape Zed Play Shape Zed on SoundCloud and discover followers on SoundCloud | Stream tracks, albums, playlists on desktop and mobile.

Listen to this music
m.soundcloud.com/shapezed

07.12.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An old fashioned that's way too sweet, and I wish were a boulevardier

An old fashioned that's way too sweet, and I wish were a boulevardier

Here's to something new

07.12.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Damning report labels FBI β€˜rudderless ship’ under Kash Patel β€” with him and Dan Bongino more concerned with building β€˜personal rΓ©sumΓ©s’ FBI Director Kash Patel is facing withering criticism days after the White House denied media reports that the president is about to fire him.

Stories leaking about how unqualified people in the Trump admin think Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth are seem silly in context.

This is exactly what you get putting podcasters and Fox News hosts in serious life or death situations

01.12.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry to hear that dude, hope all is otherwise well

28.11.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Didn't post individually but we have become soup

27.11.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Still more to go

Still more to go

27.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Getting darker

Getting darker

27.11.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Onions, ever softer

Onions, ever softer

27.11.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Still onions, but starting to soften

Still onions, but starting to soften

27.11.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pot of onions for French Onion Soup

Pot of onions for French Onion Soup

It begins

27.11.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ARE THEY FINALLY BRINGING BACK SIMPLEDB?!?!

25.11.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter U.S. President Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate.

All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.

I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail

25.11.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1398    πŸ” 407    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 25

I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates

Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi

14.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5051    πŸ” 1217    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 27
CUE Labs Launch Event with Kelsey Hightower: Explore Our Configuration Control Plane
YouTube video by cuelang CUE Labs Launch Event with Kelsey Hightower: Explore Our Configuration Control Plane

πŸš€ Missed our launch event with @kelseyhightower.com? No worries, the recording is now live: youtu.be/LleBb8LtQ8M

Curious how the Configuration Control Plane fits into your setup? Book one our limited office hours: cal.com/team/cue/con...

07.11.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

While US venture capitalists were buying monkey jpegs, and DOGE coins, and figuring out how to get Black women fired, and tweeting about white birthrates, and trying to mandate which bathroom trans kids should use, China was making progress on climate change and taking the lead in a real industry.

07.11.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2554    πŸ” 811    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 41
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CUE Labs launch event with Kelsey Hightower Β· Zoom Β· Luma Configuration chaos is a multi-billion-dollar blind spot. But imagine a world where configuration isn't a source of fear, but a source of reliability. A world…

Final call! πŸ“£

Join us with @kelseyhightower.com tomorrow, Tuesday, Nov 4, at 17:00 UTC to explore the future of configuration with our Configuration Control Plane, and turn configuration from a source of risk into a source of reliability!

Register here: luma.com/ysloofz3

03.11.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

I've asked the team behind Cue to come prepared to discuss the limits of configuration management when dealing with different configuration systems, for example, using Terraform, Kubernetes, and GitHub Actions to manage a single project, something that occurs more often than you would think.

03.11.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"We should be friendly...

...But we cannot be friends"

22.10.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOnce my colleague pulled out his camera, the agent put away the gun," Huynh told the Sun-Times Tuesday night. "[But] if they can do this in broad daylight to an elected official, and point a gun at someone, imagine what’s happening behind closed doors.”

22.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1992    πŸ” 968    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 27

Nothing feels worse than a botched handshake.

21.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Corporate training videos be like:

"Ugh, guys, remember when I did some insider trading? Well it turns out that's a crime!! *Sigh* now I might have to go to prison and I'm gonna miss my besties wedding that weekend!

This really wasn't worth it, guys ://///"

20.10.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0