It was hot the night #Discord decided to huff chrome and remember your self for you wholesale.
How do you feel? Dreadfully.
Take the test conducted by your digital twin. Dreadfully.
Your digital twin owned by Zaibatsu. Dreadfully.
Drop the Zed. Dreadfully.
AI-batsu.
Dreadfully.
Been meaning to start posting ukulele content for a while. Anyway here's a riff I've been working on.
23.04.2025 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Welp.
#diabetes
Well, I don't know what I expected...
(For context, Rufus was the name of a Corgi who was the first Amazon dog. He passed away in 2009, and they've now named an in-app AI in his honor.)
If you're going to try to scam me, at least do it properly. You write like some asshole teenager who vapes. Fuck all the way off. Respectfully.
#scammer #scammers #scammersofinstagram
"I'll wear a costume when this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better."
🇺🇦
#zalensky #whitehouse
All N@zis are fascists, but not all fascists are N@zis.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2ATsmeu/
I'm finished learning German! 😂
12.02.2025 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You had me at universal healthcare and free danish.
denmarkification.com
Tonight's episode answered exactly one question, to which we all already knew the answer.
#severance #severancetvshow #severanceappletv
"I didn't vote for that! I just voted for the guy who specifically said he was going to do that." DO YOU HEAR YOURSELVES?
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2h6uPsv/
This is my representative in the House. The California 48th deserves better.
06.02.2025 00:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ohh, what kind?
05.02.2025 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Israelis would rather give up the Gaza strip to the U.S. than see it "occupied" by Palestinians. Tell me again about how vengeance isn't Jewish. 😞
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2rV7xbE/
Remember in CAPTAIN AMERICA: WINTER SOLDIER when the normal guy at the desk refuses to help the fascists that have infiltrated his organization?
We need to all be that guy.
Captain's orders.
What would von Trapp do?
#captainvontrapp #soundofmusic #christopherplummer #thesoundofmusic
"That's not an opinion, that's a moral failure."
26.01.2025 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't worry! The Proud Boys and Oathkeepers will soon be repurposed into the Neo Gestapos!
25.01.2025 01:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"My heart goes out to you" is now code for ✋🏻🥸
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2L3SoPg/
A logical and awful conclusion.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2LUSkUT/
#elonsalute
23.01.2025 05:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"In his second term, it should be the task of liberals to force Trump to swallow a daily spoonful of the very real job stress that Obama struggled so mightily to endure."
newrepublic.com/post/190337/...
It's been a long week and it's gonna be a long four years.
#oldfasioned
Go ahead and out yourselves!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2R8U24X/
We have been sold the lies about American Freedom™️ since birth. If it were suddenly and overtly taken away, the gov knows we'd never accept it.
So, they're playing the long game and taking freedoms away while maintaining the illusion of freedom so we don't riot.
It’s entirely possible someone works out a deal between #Meta and #tiktok. But the far more likely explanation is that TikTok just chose to flatter #Trump to buy themselves time and Meta is trying to poach users.
20.01.2025 04:36 — 👍 155 🔁 7 💬 9 📌 0I've been working on Basket Case on my electric hardbody lately.
19.01.2025 16:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm holding out for Camelopard. Neptune, Trex, Mastodon, RedNote, BluPill, 3Five, Ten12ths, Clapper, Clomper and Zanzibar are just not my style.
19.01.2025 05:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
