Oli

Accidentally bought a coffee table so big it has its own gravity

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KFC time!

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

*night

I have a natural instinct to think people dislike me, so when I get the chance to chat to people and they are kind and lovely it means the absolute world to me.

Tonight has been such a nice nigh ☺️

I can fit my black skinny jeans again after 11 months!

It’s a miracle 🥹

Homosexuals have just moved in to the apartment opposite 😳

The problem with Apple Maps is it always tries to route you round the canals in Manchester.

Fine in the day, but I don’t fancy meeting the pusher at night.

Felt weird visiting back today

Gay Sainsbury’s was stressful stressful lemon stressful.

About to experience my first time entering gay Sainsbury’s!

Yes but have you ever heard of a funnier transportation hub than Stoke International Airport? 😜

If Stoke had an airport tho…

… More… More planes?

Flight crew did well getting the plane as far as they did. Nothing else they could have done 😞

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It’s now officially Christmas because I’ve just watched Hans Gruber falling out of Nakatomi Plaza

Much in the same thinking private commerce works better in some places does not make you a die hard neoliberal.

E.g. Nobody, anymore, thinks we should be buying phone contracts from the state.

Such a childish country.

Whilst, yes, entirely Marx route socialist economies possess authoritarian political elements that are beyond awful, policy can be cherry picked.

For example, the United States armed forces are a 100% socialist creation - but I doubt the Republicans are against that.

Interesting. I can by memory remember the procedure to get an Airbus a320 in the air from cold & dark, but I cannot function in social situations of more than 3 people.

… Actually, that’ll be the tism.

Shove that inside me!

Me internally

Out for a friend’s 50th tomorrow, out with friends to see Michael Whitehall next weekend, down to London on the 11th to fly Concorde (sim).

Social butterfly era!

The weekend!

This one does not have live tracking for some reason :(

It’s an expensive parcel so I have to give the driver a pin and no other alternatives

So now I have to go until Tuesday without a toaster and a kettle

Anyone else have problems with DPD delivery? The driver literally called my phone for one second (to the point it didn’t even ring)… I tried to run down and by that point he’d driven off.

Wait… Power went down in Ordsall?

The apartment opposite me has Christmas bedding out and another has a tree up, so that’s my excuse