Jack Daddy Paul

Yup! Right now.

Family arrives today for a three-day visit. I love these people like crazy but it means no quality me time until Sunday.

I admit that my desire to see everybody embrace accurate hashtags is 80% so I can filter out the shit that squicks me and 20% so I can find the stuff that bricks me.

Prudes gonna prude

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Interesting that this post was "reported" by a user… even after I labeled is as Adult when I posted it. Occasionally, Bluesky's newness (read: not quite baked) pops up.

And I wonder what about THIS post was triggering (beside my erect penis). Was it the assumption that the viewer masturbates? 🧐

Happy #FCF, masturbators

I've been masturbating a lot lately without remembering to record video, even though I'm camming 90% of my sessions. How could I have forgotten that content creation is an obligation of sexual behavior? I've failed you.

… but not my penis. We're perfectly happy to keep it between just us.

I don't understand why my husband will eat all but one ounce of a "pint" of ice cream, leaving these near-weightless containers of air filling the freezer.

He's probably leaving them for me to act as a sort of sin eater. Rationalization is a funny thing.

Great news!

Reminder: I block sloppers.

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We have a wonderful dog. He's super handsome, friendly, great with kids, elders, everybody. Loves other dogs. He's dumb as a rock and probably 80% deaf at 12 years old. He's a very good boy and when he's gone, we will miss him.

And… I will NOT miss the smell. He's one seriously stinky dog.

Your solosex is a fucking inspiration. Thank you for sharing this!

Here you go…

Yes, these are averages built on estimates
Yes, YOUR average is way over 1.89 minutes

AND… Approximately 255 liters (67 gallons) of semen are being ejaculated at any given moment, worldwide

Humanity is a ever-flowing river of cum flowing from millions of men every moment of every day

Fact! Millions of men, every moment of every day.

But whose of us SHARING masturbation in any given moment is a far, FAR smaller number. If you are one of the lucky few with access to a jack-off club, don't take it for granted!

Millions of bators are doing exactly this right now in the moment you're seeing this post

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I get a long, deep, intense, professional massage once a month. These sessions are 100% non-sexual and 1000% essential. I've been seeing this practitioner for 25 years.

And to avoid undistracted, I always include a double pre-bate at home as preparation. It works for me! ✊💦✊💦🙌👍🏼

You need only pause on a post for a few seconds—even out of disgust—for the meta algorithm to notice your attention.

I admire the IDEA of anthropomorphized animals. I just find the genre unerotic & reeking of derivative sameness.

In fact, I find most erotic art misses the mark. And look… I'm no artist. I know that everybody gets to dig what they dig. I also think art should move past the "Ooh! Sex!" phase.

How did my feed get full of furry art?

Only slightly conflicted since I enjoy and buy erotic art… but furry art/kemono is not my jam and when I want porn, I want to see actual humans. Furry MEN? Hell yes. Furry art… um… no.

Today now includes another follow-purge/account-mute session.

You know what the cure for this is? The cure for the "manosphere" (barf) and "manfluencer" (barf barf) culture?

It's masturbating 🤯

It's learning to understand your biology and your limitations and learning to share that with others. That's how all of this is upended. Masturbate with abandon.

Yes

If I were to give one bit of masturbation advice, it would be this: Cultivate awareness of your thoughts and feelings immediately following orgasm, and work on shifting toward self-love and acceptance in THAT time. If we have lingering shame, that's when it reveals itself.

The reality is this: There are millions of men all over the world who know the high value of sharing masturbation with their fellow men, and a small fraction of them who feel driven to spread that awareness to ALL men.

We need more rabble-rousers. It can literally make the world a better place.

Yeah the #TightyWhities are working for me

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