Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

I miss the days of early Bluesky when we all agreed that putting screenshots of ragebait losers from other websites on each other's feeds was totally Bad and Uncool and behavior Best Left Behind

hollering

would be very fun to make all of trumps regimes bluesky accounts the most blocked accounts on bluesky

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.

Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.

Stay safe out there.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Polanski is talking nonsense about wealth taxes.

Greens who want to save the world by destroying britain

As if they keep writing all these headlines - and our membership numbers and polling just keeps shooting up. 🚀

Now at 110,000. Over 55% increase in just one month!

Lower bills. Fund NHS. Tax the super rich.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, I paced in circles like a restless ghost. The windows were frosted, allowing only a faint suggestion of daylight and nightfall, enough to remind me that time was passing, though I had little sense of how. The shower water was always cold, and my only amenities were the steel toilet and sink fused together in the corner. It was a miserable existence. Yet, as I soon learned, misery can always be deepened On September 7th, the warden's office saw fit to move me into something far worse, an even smaller cell, no more than seven by nine feet, coated in filth, reeking of neglect, and utterly devoid of natural light or ventilation. In that suffocating shoebox, there is no room to walk, no hint of the sun, no trace of humanity. The silence is crushing. The air feels stale. The walls themselves seem to close in. I keep asking myself: will this barbaric confinement ever end? Is this legal under our Constitution, or have I simply been erased from the protections of due process? Most haunting of all, will I survive it? With no access to my family, no calls, no emails, and with letters that may never leave this building, I live in total darkness, cut off from the world I once fought to serve. Let me be blunt: I find Warden Kelly's so-called "protection" not only unpalatable, but cruel and unjustifiable. My time here has opened my eyes to a truth far too many ignore: America desperately needs prison reform.

just found out that about a week ago, while george santos has been in solitary confinement, that he wrote that due to the inhuman conditions he is facing he is now pro prison reform. just unreal stuff honestly

Let me get this straight: Link, a Black user, got banned for calling out the Bluesky CEO for following a racist. That’s not a good look, especially given Bluesky’s historical treatment of Black users here on bluesky.

A picture of cptkando in a hospital bed. He is wearing a hospital gown and smiles at the camera.

Heart saga update. Had an angiogram. Can say that I’ll never forget the feeling of a wire going through my arteries up to my heart. Not fun. But extremely good diagnosis. Squeaky clean blood vessels. Damage is only muscular. And that’s fixable.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.

A former top City Hall advisor and current campaign confidante to Mayor Eric Adams attempted to give money to a reporter from THE CITY following a campaign event in Harlem Wednesday.

www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...

Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.

BREAKING: Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips

www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...

Getting an Echocardiogram was a way more intimate experience than I thought. Basically getting cuddled for half an hour with some breath play thrown in.

A very unexpected Wednesday morning.

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

Promises made, promises kept. Our limited edition “STAND UP FOR TRANS KIDS” union-printed merch is here!

We’re only making this one batch so get yours before they sell out: www.rayguncustom.com/collections/...

The World Cup in 🇺🇸 is definitely not gonna be a sh*t show at all 😕

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6JpDBkg/

Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.

happy zohran day to all who celebrate

An elevator mirror selfie of cptkando he is in grey short pyjamas and is displaying his cannula like he’s showing off a fancy watch because you gotta get your laughs somewhere right?

That hospital drip. (Not that one, they unhooked me so I could roam a bit)

I had them put it in my left hand so I’ve just been dangling it off my bed. I absolutely would’ve messed up an elbow one immediately.

A photograph of cptkando’s covered legs on a hospital bed. The bed is partially surrounded by a plastic screen. An apron dispenser can be seen on the wall within this area. The scene itself is quite bright

Am hospital. Kidneys bad, blood too strong. They got me sleeping in a hallway.

Loving Starmer’s NHS rn. Also IVs aren’t as fun as they looked.

Picking it up today. Can’t wait to get my mitts on it

She inhaled trace amounts of empathy and her body went into anaphylactic shock.

Don’t worry,

You still have historic poison making, obscure European martial arts and the like before you become a true menace to society

This is the most Jo post to ever be Jo-posted

Fucking ouch.

True but like

Damn.

NEW YORK (AP) — New York City's comptroller, mayoral candidate Brad Lander, has been arrested while visiting an immigration court.

A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend”

Full emails below