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AO3 days like today are where I get rabid over turning some of those volunteer positions into paid positions.

Not me tripping over my own damn feet because HELLO. MY BRAINROTS. THEY CROSSED. WHAT.

UM HELLO. YES THANK YOU. THANK YOU. YES. THANK YOU. HELLO. YES.

"What's your favorite romcom?" they ask.

"The Mummy (1999)," I reply.

The most unflattering photo of a white and black cat. You can see his GIANT eyes and close up black nose and the little spot next to his nose and then his tiny tiny toes are lower down. The perspective on this photo is wild. That does not look like a cat it looks like an alien. It's so dumb. It's perfect.

Okay wait I'm better. I cried to my partner and he sent this picture of my cat. Now I'm laughing.

Fuck capitalism. Honestly.

But also like. My destination is four and a half hours away by car. With airline delays, this getting to the airport on time and waiting means I'll have taken 6 hours to get there.

So I'm not saving time. And my car doesn't make me want to cry about my body.

Flying for a work thing today. Waiting for take off.

Whispering to myself that I am not the problem. The insistence on making seats that are smaller than humans to cram more people and make more money is the problem

My body is not the problem. My body is not the problem. My body is not the problem

Has anybody told the gay hockey show people that their real achievement is making the top five of offerings for Fandom Trumps Hate?

Cause that's impressive.

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Couple years old but this post still is relevant

www.tumblr.com/hkblack/6741...

Me: mmm yeah, little silly confession plot bunny. This'll be, what, a 10k fic from me? Easy.

Also Me: ... How is this up to 17k words and we haven't even gotten to the fucking confession yet.

Once again, I am proving that I am a terrible judge of how long my own stories will be.

Tbh any time I see a floating rec for Goats I assume you're somewhere nearby. Thanks for being such a great cheerleader in the community. 😭😍

Trip on down to Devil Doe's Dairy Farm y'all!

Hey that's me! Thanks for the rec!

When your writing is fire but you haven't found your spot in the fandom yet so you have no one to throw random sentences from your wip at and go "LOOK AT THAT SHIT" yet.

A snippet of how this brain rot is going:

"If salt could be used to sterilize soil by invading conquerors of legend, nasty neighbors, and clueless homeowners, why couldn't it also be used to rid a body of fatal blooms?

[...]

The woman in the video called it the hanashio method. Salted flowers."

Shut up and go read this fic #bkdk folks it's SO GOOD.

Tripping over myself at old men sticker omg I love them

Karaoke at the queer bar means you can sing 2 minutes notice and have the group sing along.

Love my helluva folks

Partner: whatcha readin?
Me: details on how a punctured lung feels & survival rates
Him: ... I regret asking.
Me: do you want me to tell you instead about the details of dying by hypothermia I read last night? Or about all the ways high sodium can kill you?
Him: fucking RIP to your blorbos I guess.

Option 2: your heart is full of salt, your blood pressure goes haywire, your dehydration level goes through the roof, and you have a literal heart attack.

It does come down to two types of heart failure:

Option 1: your "heart" is so full of longing, the vines of your love strangle you, the thorns pierce your lungs, the petals choke you until you fold under the attack of your own "heart."

Cons: salinity level does start to impact your feelings. Do you love them, yes. You're also a bit salty and that may lead to an insane amount of sassy flirting.

Also. Your doctor is begging you to consider your poor blood pressure.

Hear me out hear me out hear me out

Hanahaki but the "at home remedy" is fucking eating salt like it's candy. Piles of salt every meal. Saline sinus rinse twice a day.

Salt the earth? Salt this heart.

Benefits: kills the plants, keeps your sinuses SO CLEAR, no memory altering surgery

Alas. Not good omens! I've been playing in other sandboxes during the season 3 wait. This one is my hero academia.

Fuck every single one of you bkdk shippers talking a big game about From the Sidelines. Yes it's good. Yes it's worth it.

I also cannot handle this right now omg.

Someone who has read it please tell me the happy ending is coming. Just lie if you have to. Help me find peace enough to sleep tonight

Me: I am not going to read the 400k word fic
Me: I DON'T CARE how much the fandom loves this stupid--its FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND no
Me: I'm not doing it

Also me: -sobbing at 11pm- what do you mean the next chapter is 57k words and there's still three more chapters after it? I have to sleep.

When you do, share it with me. I will be your biggest fan. 😂

It's been years since I've played but this has inspired something in me and please and thank you.

It's a battle of wills and the top 3 of UA are all little shits determined to win this stupid game.

Aizawa is the only other person who knows, naturally, and has used this as evidence as to why he deserves a raise.