On My Own Journey.

i swear movie is great insofar as its one of the few movies to capture just how punishingly unrelentingly ugly britain is. not the like attitudes or history or whatever like the architecture and landscape

shia labourf being so in to jesus is really funny

first this whole middle east thing now duff wings closed. what ever

How much is enough? All.

Look Im not here to have stupid arguments. Im here to make money.

yeah. on top of the curb. and then you would open the door to look and you would fall out on your butt.

you would skid out and go around in a big circle and you would scream your little head off.

You would crash.

czechia coach = dog brain clown ho

classic lack of clutch by mr marner there glad hes not a leaf any more.

going to vancouver island unfortunately.

yo canadian curling teams… fuck you

saw two ubereats bike guys arguing on spadina and when one gave the other the finger he said “WHY YOU MAKE FINGERS TO ME” then “I FUCK YOU. I FUCK YOU” and it was legitimately the hardest ive ever seen my son laugh

made authentic filipino pork adobo today. this shit is g r o s s

sincere hats off, posting wise, to the guy on tik tok who exclusively posts videos of himself eating giant burgers with kitchen tongs because of his ocd with virulent voice over denouncing all of the people in the restaurant that were staring at him, rudely

son and i walking around cradling colossal soft pole saying jo soy ba bony

@tricialockwood.bsky.social im going to your reading event tomorrow but. i aint telling you s h i t

more like drake definitely. sucks fucking ass

getting confused and singing rock and roll hoochie koo at some cops while swaying around

might buy some new sun glasses this summer.

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british spy shows are cool because if theres an evil company they say like phone Daffyd at the Company House and ask him who owns this company!! And then daffyd says its owned by Lord Suttbridge! which he knows due to working at the company house.

in the past couple of months my ass wiping ability has completely degraded. for 45 years i was effortlessly excellent at it and now its a gong show. i assume that this is due to the onset of some fatal neurological disease

wiarton willy… solid dude

my ear ring is cool.

what needs to be wrong with a hypothetical person to get prescribed valium ?

I think if I was a woman. I would figure out how to be as ugly as humanly possible. Not like tattoos on eyeballs kind of thing just. It could be a cool hobby to look just insanely busted ass. That would be funny. Just constantly looking fuckin gnarly but have a nice friendly personality.

5 minute in to the new episode of fallout and its already the greatest episode of television of all time.

i think i hate that guy