Mr. Criticizer

low key fuck the three true outcomes…

picking a youtube video to watch has become such high stakes man. randomly suggested a video about restoring klipsch speakers. do i watch it and then get 100,000,0000,00,000,0000,000 suggested videos for the rest of my life about audio equipment that i dont give a shit about and will never go away?

there should be an electrical car thats a cube. just. a cube with wheels. and it goes mach 1.2

fuck you dog shit yankees

For that much i bet the burger is great.

what is it going to be, and what dont you like about it.

if youre a game streamer and your dog is going off the stream. its fine to electrocute it a little bit

@tricialockwood.bsky.social I bought your new book at the store in violation of my boy cott so. It better be good alright.

what if beavis invented skynet

a show about marvels invented by dumb people, seemingly made by dumb people. its great

because i am deeply gen x in my aesthetic thinking i am able to enjoy alien earth as a commentary on how even as technological complexity and capability grows exponentially there is a hard cap on human intelligence and probably even a quickly lowering one even if they didnt intend any of that

put those belugas in west ed phase 3 book problem solved.

guess i better mosey on down to my local artisanal book store and see if any titans of 20th century literature have any interesting new books out today probably not…

so many aeroplan points… and no where to go…

ppl from you know where being mad at comedians from you know where performing in saudi arabia because that is a bad country. is kind of funny

macdavid goes full psycho mode so sick.

wasnt stressed about condor any way because leon is locked up but, cool. however, boy cott.

intra artist beefs didnt start with rap or taylor swift theyve been around for ever. the crunge from led zeppelins album houses of the holy is about how they thought jethro tulls fluting was gay

im glad they finally figured out that the only thing people didnt like about tron was that it took place in a computer

its racist to walk around talking in a foreign persons accent. except dominican

bamanos blu yays

More like Max sucks

son is at party with huz

im cheering for them too.

some times when i tell people that i never read any ones posts or look at their pictures people ask well why do you go on to social media then and well. i like to post

alert. teen burger $4.99

mi5 needs to understand that slough house agents may be unconventional but. they are effective

apparently some comedians are making bad choices… quelle surprise… not…