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“And then, one fairy night, May became June.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

🌸☀️🌱🧚

Had MAJOR fun at my bridal shower. 👰🏻‍♀️

A fucking banger.

The anxiety-induced insomnia always happens when I have to work the next day.

I was just thinking about how I’m doing this rn.

Painting of a black cat screaming at a skeleton laying on a bed

🇺🇸

Imagine being this stupid

I’m getting married in 50 (fifty) (!!!!!) days!

It’s so hard to sleep when the love of your life snores like a gorilla every night. 🙂‍↔️

Oh yeah, universities are the enemy. 🙄😒 Because that makes sense.

I’m so sorry.

That’s a nice lookin’ kitty right there. #CatsOfBlueSky

A distant pair of great Crested grebes performing the weed dance face to face and upright on the water

Great Crested Grebe weed-dance! 😍
I've never had any luck photographing this special courtship, and this pair of Grebes were a long way away when they decided to share their mutual love, but I like the golden setting. 😀
Taken last weekend at RSPB Ham Wall in Somerset. 😊🐦♥️
#Birds 🪶

I think Schumer has lost the plot.

I’m down bad. 😮‍💨

I wanna make a supersonic man outta you.

73 days until I’m a married woman!

#GoIrish☘️

a cartoon says because i ve lost control of my life ALT: a cartoon says because i ve lost control of my life

Making cinnamon rolls at 2am, because why not?

Because I’m an old grandpa 👴🏻, I won’t have a Spotify Wrapped. However, I will have an Apple Music Replay, and to me, that’s pretty neat, too. 👍🏻

Beautiful. 💖

Omg. Everyone is slumbering while I chill and listen to music and smoke Satan’s salad ‘neath the glow of the white Christmas tree light.

Bliss?

Close to it.

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

Intellectualist & Follow @highbrow_nobrow RFK Jr.: "I was at the bottom of my class. I started doing heroin and I went to the top of my class. Suddenly, I could sit still and I could read." @TheTNHoller this was today.

“adderall is bad for you, so it’s time to switch it up to heroin”

hell of a time to have ADHD lol

Confession time: I have no idea what any of the songs mean on Mahashmashana.

I’m so depressed, I act like it’s my birthday!

Today was completely stupid. Time to blaze myself into oblivion.

Sup