Max Rebo 🦻🏼 | Looking for my Cantina Guests

Adding it to my list of reads hahaha

I’m fine … it’s fine 😭 HMHAS won all the awards in my heart. What a stunning piece of artwork this album was.

The queer community needed this performance down bad.

Chappell I love you sm

BILLIE!!!!! *gnawing on the bars of my enclosure*

I genuinely think Arcane changed my brain chemistry I CANT stop thinking about it

Yea I think that’s exactly what heimerdinger was trying to get Jayce and viktor to do and they didn’t listen 😭💀

I fear Arcane is a warning for the development of Ai and Quantum computing… lol. Dunno if anyone else deduced that but it’s all I can think about.

Finished the pozole 🫡

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“Why is peace always the justification for violence?”

This is why I love having a twin. Automatic fun birthday shit!!

Real

Pictured: ingredients for pozole. Dried chilis, limes, onion, hominy, cabbage, and pork.

We out here making some pozole rojo 🤤

Max Rebo loves a good piña colada!!

My friend!! Welcome to the crew 🫡 we are going to throw so many ragers

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We are building our new cantina right here on this wonderful bluesky planet.

Looking to hire: bartenders, cooks, and security.

Inquire within

Good Morning, Cantina Guests!

While we await the arrival of more of you, let me re-introduce myself.

Many of you may have met me on that other app - my name is Lauren, I’m a big Star Wars fan, and I’m obsessed with Max Rebo, Jar Jar Binks, and the ghost crew 💕

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It’s me. Max Rebo. I’m on the run. The imperial remnants destroyed my cantina on Planet X.

Looking for all my regular cantina guests!!! We must band together now against this rising threat.