VeX

Your regular reminder that it takes only a small erasure to turn "Oat Milk" into "Cat Milk".

Did you know that computers have an Xtra Dark Mode that you can activate by pressing the button with a circle with a line in it?

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

TJ Maxx is TK Maxx in the UK??? This is some Mandela Effect sh*t.

Surprised we're not up to like 12-layer burritos by now.

spent all morning picking ghoulies out of my dreamcatcher again

Frog and Toad Get Loaded

"Is this rum 150 proof?" asked Frog.
"Yes," replied Toad, "Let's drink it straight."

You can't spell "basement" without "semen"

You had the power to fuck off all along

Two years ago I was hooked on a feeling. I was high on believing almost every single day. Now I'm 100% feeling-free and I can't even imagine believing in anything at all.

Why is everyone into shit no one cares about?

Since the Supreme Court is mostly partisan republicans these days they should change the acronym to SCROTUS.

Playing FMK with a Pokemon deck

How long before this guy starts talking about Roman History?

A cat lying on a chair with his back lengthwise, his tail forward, and his feet up.

Prof Wafflington composing three right angles.

A cat lying on a chair with his back lengthwise, his tail forward, and his feet up.

Prof Wafflington composing three right angles.

AI Slop's Fables

Decaf for Cutie

Know Your Rights: An Introduction To The Empty Set

Image of Pac-Man and a ghost from the arcade cabinet art

The first time I heard the word "dude" would have been around 1982. My friend Kris used it in reference to that weird-looking Pac-Man guy (pictured) that bears no resemblance to the actual game. And to this day, that dude kind of informs my conception of what a "dude" is.

Been away from Bluesky for a bit trying to finish my Economics thesis where I propose replacing the traditional FIFO (first in first out) and LIFO (last in first out) models of accounting with a new FAFO (f*ck around find out) model, which more accurately captures the realities of modern economics.

Panic! At the Daiso

When a bird walks in with a big yellow beak and the kids from sesame street

I was way off. As a Seattlite I should know that.

Yeah, what is the original? "When a girl walks in with an ass and a grin"? I was too lazy to look it up lol

I like Big Bird and I cannot lie
Snuffleupagus can't deny
When a bird walks in with a hand on his wing I get sprung

*sits bolt upright in bed* BAT IS SHORT FOR BIRD RAT

firetrucks are red to trick the fire into thinking it's one of their own

Million dollar idea: boneless hotdogs.

Can we please stop with all this rabbit vs hare gatekeeping