Ball Peen Hammer of the Gods
03.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Ball Peen Hammer of the Gods
03.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0New hip hop duo, Case n Point
03.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Grok, how do I tell if my baby is woke?
02.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it unusual to have a foot fetish but only be turned on by one foot? Because I like to get off on the right foot.
01.03.2026 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I recently went axe throwing for the first time, and I learned three things:
1. I have terrible aim.
2. Waffle House is not an axe throwing venue.
3. Waffle House and its customers are very litigious.
Pretty storked about the new baby coming
28.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pleased to announce that my state (WA) will be more than doubling in size by annexing it's neighbor to the south. I would like to thank the generous Oregon donor who made this possible.
27.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if, and hear me out, the Highway to Hell and the Highway to the Danger Zone are just two different names for the same road?
27.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0"...and stop calling the tent in your pants the Bone Temple"
27.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1A nurple that's not purple is hardly a nurple at all.
27.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Pronouncing Bluesky like "blooskee"
25.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0That functional alcoholic grindset
25.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 135 🔁 8 💬 9 📌 0Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
25.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 5294 🔁 1929 💬 28 📌 68Screw you and the island you Rhode in on.
25.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0If cats are supposedly such clean animals, how come they hate vacuums so much?
24.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Had my tarot read and my Future was the Ace of Bass reversed.
22.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Metamorphosis: a beanie hat lies lost on stony ground and is becoming moss.
A woolly hat becoming moss. I think this is how Narcissus became a flower.
#metamorphosis
Don't Make Eye Contact With The Bee & Other Tips For Staying Safe In Nature
21.02.2026 05:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0People ask me, "Having a hot dog and a coffee while waiting for The Bus - does this glorify the Lord?". And the answer is Yes.
21.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 86 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0Here at Chuck's Discount Meats, we pass the savings (along with some food-borne illnesses) on to you.
21.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Join with me to restore these holes to their former glory.
20.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Mike's hard sour cream. Now with twice the corn
19.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 353 🔁 61 💬 24 📌 0If you're gonna vibe code you gotta do it in assembly.
19.02.2026 17:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“How much shrimp do white women have to eat before their nipples turn pink” is question that has fundamentally changed my reality
19.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 250 🔁 17 💬 44 📌 4nice heights bro, be a real shame if someone… wuthered them
18.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 263 🔁 55 💬 6 📌 2The blood winds are coming
18.02.2026 11:48 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Less banger, more mash
17.02.2026 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
17.02.2026 12:35 — 👍 285 🔁 73 💬 16 📌 2How do we feel about this year of the Horse, yea or neigh?
17.02.2026 05:02 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0