EBS

Just wait until he sees ICE agents.

Seems pertinent.

Woof

Me safe and sound in my office still trembling from secondhand embarrassment.

At least 3 injured in shooting at Evergreen High School Jefferson County law enforcement are responding to an “active assailant” and shooting at Evergreen High School, officials said Wednesday afternoon.

UPDATE: At least three people are in critical condition after a shooting involving an “active assailant” at Evergreen High School in Jefferson County, officials said Wednesday afternoon. A reunification area is set up at Bergen Meadow Elementary, 1928 S. Hiwan Drive.

Accurate

A penthouse in Milan.

Also every flavor of KitKat.

I’m not generally here to body shame anyone, not even Federal law enforcement, but every video I see indicates they have a huge problem with agents skipping leg day and then wearing stupid pants that accentuate the fact

OTOH, whom among us doesn’t identify with it.

Seems that way.

Couch! Couch! Couch! Couch!

Yes. Pretty interesting. Would probably be more so if I’d ever watched the show itself.

The plan: Cancun with my wife

The reality: at home swimming in Covid

So now I’m eating a bacon cheeseburger while watching a documentary on The Biggest Loser.

Thankfully I’m about to head into a series of meetings that will prevent following up on this, but I’m certain you’re right.

Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

Not only do I dress that way, I also enter every conference room with a flourish and skippy dance like that.

I should buy stock in Kilz.

The thing about painting your kids’ rooms is that they’re likely to grow up and develop opinions of their own about what color the room should be painted.

The audacity (mumbled while washing paint off my hands).

“LOL NO”
[immediately changes jobs]

This is A+ fathering.

"He's a piece of shit, but let's get the political science stuff out of the way," Steven told me when I asked if he thought support of Tesla could be considered apolitical. "Elon Musk has platformed white supremacists and antisemites on X. He got rid of all the moderation. He put back accounts that were clearly neo-Nazis. He's changed algorithms to promote that type of hate. Him and DOGE did massive cuts in the government, including our civil services. He's cut cancer research. Did I mention he was a giant piece of shit?" "He's cut our aid to Africa, which Will result, without exaggeration, in millions of women and children and innocent people dying. Millions," he said. "I'm not a big fan of people who give the Hitler salute. I mean, I'm kind of fussy like that. He gave it twice at Trump's inauguration," he continued. "He's a Nazi. And he cheats at video games. You have another question?"

lol at this response to a “man on the street” interview with protestors at the Tesla diner

Came here to say this.

Happy hour(s) with only the cool co-workers: approved

Happy hour(s) with only the cool co-workers and taking the train home A++

The overseer could stop you, "what you're doin'?"
The officer will pull you over just when he's pursuin'
The overseer had the right to get ill
And if you fought back, the overseer had the right to kill
The officer has the right to arrest
And if you fight back they put a hole in your chest (woop)

Nonetheless it was apt.

This is one of the least alarming news stories I’ve come across today

#3

No, I quoted the poet.