athena🦋🏳️‍⚧️(communal wife)

vampire that is also a half spin massive particle . call that a diracula

fuck it doesn’t show the post preview

hey bb are you a toaster . because i want to take a bath with you

you’re not special ; i can plug in a usb-c cable on the first try , every time .

who the fuck is ovi and why is there a cannon on them

and with your help , we can take this dream one step closer to reality

“furry” this and “robosexual” that

im sexually attracted to things that haven’t even been invented yet

i need to get railed so bad it makes you look silly

You know how the fairest way to split something with a sibling is to have one person divide and the other choose?

anyways we should be able to gerrymander gerrymandered districts

how is no one petting me right now what the fuck is wrong with all of you

call me a fagpole the way i’m at half mast whenever a president dies

guy who uses we/us/our pronouns

i can tell i need to raise my estrogen dose because i’m feeling the urge to rewatch star wars again

biodiversity and bioinclusion biomandatory bioclasses at biohuman bioresources

i love this dress so so much i am so normal about this dress i cannot get enough of it i am going to be buried in this dress i am going to attend your wedding in this dress this dress is going to wear itself at my funeral and then jump into my casket as they lower it into the ground i am going to fu

i have to look pretty every second of my life or else i’ll DIE

i have gone to three museums in the past two days and i think this must be what the height of hedonism feels like

maybe i get sucked in too deep into media but something about reagan from inside job having so much power and control over everything except for her own life and the things that matter to her is just so tragic and beautiful to me

acoustic mirror ? you mean when two transfems start talking to each other about transportation logistics ?

an exhibit showcasing a very dangerous looking shark with a gaping maw, in front of which i am standing while holding a small stuffed shark from ikea and pointing at the exhibit as if teaching him

introducing my son to some healthy role models

actual dialogue of me hyping myself up to get into the shower: i am so based and showerpilled i am going to get into the shower i am going to be so wet historians will find my body and forever remember me as the wettest woman to have ever been alive i am going to get INTO the WATER

the hardest part about working in machine learning as a trans woman is how often you have to hear the word “goc” and have to keep a straight face

actually maybe the car is parked and they’re just making out in the back

to be clear , there are only two people in this car . someone should probably still be driving it though

being plural while head empty is like . there’s so many people in this car and nobody at the wheel

i fail to see how tsa uppercutting me in the balls contributes to national security but here we are

“i imagine death so much it feels more like a memory” is such a raw fucking line and every day that i remember that it’s from the hit broadway musical Hamilton (2020) is a curse which weighs heavy upon my pysche

i’ll bring my ghost pepper garlic hot sauce and we can do it together

posts i would have made in kindergarten