Dan Weiner

Variance comes for us all. The Chiefs had won 17-straight one-score games entering this season (including the postseason), but fall to 0-3 in one score games this season.

Someone wake Boomer up because we need an emergency "STUMBLING, BUMBLING" touchdown call

LIAM COEN'S FACE AFTER THE LAWRENCE TOUCHDOWN AHHHHAHAHAHAHA

Trevor Lawrence digging for gold

anus what now

Travis Hunter should be a full time Wide Receiver

some shmuck from TKO basically said Vince McMahon was dumb for making tickets affordable for families.

Do you understand how soulless you have to be to make VINCE MCMAHON look magnanimous?

Who is the other team to advance after losing the first two games at home?

Go Gubs

"Kruk around and find out" is an INCREDIBLE shirt.

The liberal hopium is hysterical.

Most Americans don't know who Stephen Miller is.

Texas' Nick Brooks, getting his first real college playing time against Florida, had a 2.6 pass blocking grade according to PFF.

TWO. POINT. SIX.

I don't think I'm being dramatic when I say Steve Sarkisian should be fired for calling it the "Allstate Red River Rivalry"

the silver lining to your team being ass and missing the postseason is that NOT having baseball postseason stress in your life is actually really nice.

17 is a lot for Texas 🙃

"Give your balls a tug"

Hilarious moment from the Sanderson Farms Championship winner press conference:

Q. Just doing a little bit of background on you, interdisciplinary studies, what is that?

Steven Fisk: That's the degree you try and get when you want to be on the golf team.

Boots to asses at Sky Dome my goodness.

If I were them I'd run the ball more than 11 times in a game. I will take exactly $1.45 million to be their OC.

The Eagles only ran the ball 11 times???

In a game they led by 14 points???

Going from the Kool Aid McKinstry pick to the guy in the Kool Aid Man mask is incredible directing.

I don't think we as a society collectively talked enough about a quarterback completing 46 consecutive passes to start a game yesterday.

the BDL'est fumble in the history of football.

That's what they do. They average 430 rush yards and 24 pass yards per game.

Steve Sarkisian is perhaps the biggest front runner in College Football. When he has to coach against teams on relatively equal footing when it comes to talent he's completely lost.

What, and I honestly and sincerely cannot express this enough, the absolute fuck?

There's something about losing that season opener in Ireland. I don't know if you remember but Florida State lost their opener in Ireland last year and ended up going 2-10.

@espnbillc.bsky.social is an extremely accomplished and talented person but this might be his greatest achievement to date.

I don't think Oberlin is beating DePauw today

gameday is setting ratings records every week