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He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now heβs struggling to find work.
Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work.
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28.02.2026 11:18 β
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Table tennis professionals #tabletennis #professionals
23.02.2026 16:52 β
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True. Blew my mind when I found out βLooking At Youβ was a cover.
20.02.2026 23:51 β
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βWe have correspondence from the local governing bodyβ
19.02.2026 10:21 β
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Cruising down carnality canal in my canoe can I canoodle?
16.02.2026 23:58 β
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An El NiΓ±o is brewing
And with it the next, pivotal, chapter of the climate fight.
An El NiΓ±o is brewing.
And with it the next, pivotal, chapter of the climate fight. open.substack.com/pub/billmcki... @billmckibben.bsky.social
16.02.2026 15:42 β
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Hoodoo Gurus - Blow Your Cool
15.02.2026 00:59 β
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Is this the same Matt Ridley that owns land with a coal mine on it?
14.02.2026 13:29 β
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We need a new handle for him. My vote goes for βThe Antiperspirant β
13.02.2026 21:42 β
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Just going to leave this here
12.02.2026 18:54 β
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YouTube video by 2RAUMWOHNUNG
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09.02.2026 20:05 β
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Show me something more perfect. You canβt x
06.02.2026 09:53 β
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Boxer Jarrell Miller's WIG gets KNOCKED Off During Match π€π€π€£π€£
01.02.2026 02:31 β
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Airport departure lounge
Holiday over. Bracing myself for a drop in temperature of about 15 degrees.
19.01.2026 16:04 β
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Nume is pretty close, but Iβve never heard ching before
19.01.2026 16:01 β
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Then there are the different local dialects. I can speak Basel Deutsch. I can understand people from say Zuerich or Luzern no problem. Once worked with a bloke from Bern Oberland and couldnβt understand a word he said.
19.01.2026 13:55 β
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I donβt give a shit about what Rod Liddle thinks
19.01.2026 12:51 β
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I thought weeping willow but maybe it doesnβt have enough heft to it to slow you down
19.01.2026 12:46 β
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Mate suggested monkey puzzle for a merciful release
19.01.2026 12:06 β
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Hypothetically, if you were to be thrown out of a plane over an arboretum, which tree are you aiming at for the softest possible landing?
#hypothetcal #plane #tree
19.01.2026 11:42 β
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Top of the charts at my house today
17.01.2026 14:43 β
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Ooh. Tickets bought.
18.01.2026 22:11 β
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Appeasement 2.0. No thanks
18.01.2026 15:50 β
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Bein sports tv channel logo.
18.01.2026 14:27 β
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That square bit behind the away end got turned into a sports centre called The Shaftesbury Centre. Used to play 5 aside there. If Derby had a midweek game on the same night weβd get a load of away fans watching us.
17.01.2026 21:03 β
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Larf! I still exclaim this at least once a week. The wife thinks itβs HILARIOUS.
17.01.2026 20:57 β
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He just keeps turning up the insanity. Iβm surprised at his constant ability to surprise.
17.01.2026 20:32 β
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βMr Grimsdale will not be joining us for the rest of his lifeβ
17.01.2026 13:34 β
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Haha! Iβm thick. Soz.
16.01.2026 12:00 β
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Hey Tokes. Got the last one but it still had the old price. Donβt worry about it. Cheers!
16.01.2026 11:56 β
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