Elizardbeth Darling

L poem get some talent

idk what this says but it’s proof that vegeta is a bratty bottom

Is this you manifesting or advertising?

Also that day collar is adorbs

Just a little thing

taco bell doesn't give me diarrhea at all actually. i simply ate too much. i think if taco bell gives you diarrhea it's a sign of weak moral character

Oh no is this my fault for naming him in your previous post? Did I summon the devil?

There's a reason why trans women are usually bass players and it's from fingering our 5 girlfriends

Walking with the Fed man over my shoulder

Yea pretty sure

Stunning 😍

i would like to be put in a room with, oh, lets say 4-6 women, all of whom wish to hear me scream in some twisted combination of pain and pleasure, for about, oh, lets say, five hours ? that sound reasonable ?

I have one on my purse it's great

can we take a second to enjoy non-sexual dominance? having someone choose for you? placing a hand on your back? pulling you closer in crowded areas? fixing your hair when you didn't know it was messy? holding your hand to guide you through crowds? telling you when you should eat/go to bed? god tier

Whenever I refer to using this website to normal people I just call it twitter

LETS GOOOOOO

This is a post about baseball

Left one

alright. the trans people in sports issue is clearly a nuanced and complicated debate, so i've collected my thoughts here in order to try and make some sense of this:

1. bro chill out
2. its a game
3. just let her play
4. have you SEEN trans sports dykes ???
5. with muscles ???????

In before he retweets this

I like the in your face-ness of her music.

communism will win i believe it in my butt and my boobs and my bush and my hog which i am cranking and my happy trail thanks

This sounds actually lovely I'd totally do this

I'm being extremely annoying about my boobs to everyone rn but I've only had them not even a week!

Listen to Ayesha Erotica it's extremely transgender

what if something good happened instead

Arin likes being perceived as an egg and plays it up. Also if you're a GG fan I'm the one who named the Buy n' Leave!

Titty pain can't stop me from cooking!

You've become so powerful that you've dethroned Will Powers as the person most associated with injectable monotherapy