Stares into your soulpatch

Yeah! They’re basically thin mousepad material, maybe 1.5’ x 2.5’. People buy ones with cool art to play on. I would love one with your air show painting!!

@scottlava.bsky.social Scott I love your art so much—you should make magic play matts from some of your wide format pieces!!

It was wild we had so much fun

The billionaires can frontline their own fucking wars.

And us lowly taxpayers should stop fucking funding them.

Just fucking saying.

😭

when you get a virtual boy can we come over and play your new virtual boy

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

The number of different conditions required to get me to get up and go over there… might surprise you.

Brave has been great

PORTLAND EMERGENCY PROTEST STOP THE WAR ON IRAN Sat Sept 28 6:00PM Monument Sq

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SAT, FEB 28, 6:00PM
MONUMENT SQUARE
PORTLAND, MAINE
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TONIGHT join hundreds of others at Monument Square in Portland at 6 PM to rally against the recent strikes on Iran. The U.S. and Israel are carrying out an unprovoked, illegal bombing campaign on Iran.

Look what Q is wearing. -gay trek

It didn’t work for me. I think I’ve always pictured his voice as deeper and more confident. Maybe like an Oscar Isaac?

Ghost of Sashimi. You are a health inspector who hears the ghosts of animals killed to make food, allowing you to see unsafe and illegal farming, fishing and cooking practices.

Restaurant owners come after you if you give them bad grades so you must listen to the ghosts to escape or defeat them

It's time.

Colin, the comrade running the shelter-in-place food program I'm working at, told me that this week he's had to turn down asks from schools to supply food directly to their sheltering families. The reason? There's not enough money coming in for that amount of food.

Let's change that.

@kaiserbillhelm tweet that says “if cats could drive I bet they’d drive a catillac” Then below that is a @rohmersimpson tweet that says “wtf is up with the site today”

Completely agree

the republican party line is, fairly explicitly, "we will kill your children if you don't vote for us because we know you won't kill our children if we don't vote for you," and the appropriate response to the existence of such a political party is to outlaw it

I have longed for this clip to be used as a response

People say I’m not a complicated guy, but they don’t realize I’m tired AND and I’m thirsty

That was once! Therapy is expensive.

I’m sure someone’s already done this but it popped into my head and wouldn’t leave

Tony Hawk holding up a skateboard that reads “Tony Hawk”. He’s looking freaked out.

Please. My Kickflip McTwist. It’s very sick.

Soufflé Oubliette is my WiFi password

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Wolf is an acronym it means wolf I’d like to fuck

What a lame YOKE. You see because

The giant money creature watches you walk away from its Elon Musk tentacle toward its Jeff Bezos tentacle: “Okay, I can take your money over here instead. That’s fine.”

What language or engine are you using? I played with Inform and it seemed fun but maybe unnecessary?

Can’t go wrong with a classic like Prize Pig

Let’s be the change we want to see and go out in costumes this Saturday

The episode of Futurama where the floating brains from space show up. It says “Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!”

Enraged at my bowl of Raisin Bran that was entirely flakes