Stares into your soulpatch

Feels sneaky to me. Like whisky in coffee

Tea is so cozy that they add caffeine as a preventative

Bender, a robot from the show Futurama, asks “You really want a robot for a friend?”

And Fry, the idiot human protagonist from Futurama responds “Yeah, ever since I was six.”

When you think about it, once we discovered that leaded gasoline had impaired everyone’s capacity for reason, why didn’t we remove that entire generation from power and replace them with younger, lead-free brains?

It’s the thing about how humans are neither inherently good or inherently evil, we’re inherently selfish. Thus 2 year olds. It’s up to our parents and school to teach us patience and to respect the needs of others. Fascists never got that far. They’re stuck at 2.

YouTube video by Bee guy running with skateboard vine

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Venkman ass

This is Nazi speak.

Trump is a Nazi.

You’re easily my favorite groppler 🤭

Action Needed: Urge Governor Newsom to Sign Five Critical Trans Rights Bills TransFamily Support Services is proud to co-sponsor five critical trans rights bills that have officially passed the California Legislature. This is a major victory—one made possible through a powerfu...

A huge win for trans people in California: the state legislature passed five bills protecting our rights!

Now it's time to call on Governor Gavin Newsom to sign them. Contact him before October 12th: transfamilysos.org/action-neede...

#TransRights #TransYouth #TransCalifornia

Hell yeah night sky. *kicks nearby object twice*

Senator Heinrich on Bluesky: “Democrats: Please give the American people health care. Trump: Go fuck yourself.”

Republicans are acting this way because they fully expect Democrats to roll over and hand Trump the blank check he’s demanding.

Urge your Democratic senators to hold the line and vote against any GOP bill that locks in healthcare cuts or lets Trump go unchecked: act.indivisible.org/sign/funding...

you think we can convince them climate change is causing autism

Trump’s Slumlord Administration Is Gutting the Fair Housing Act There can’t be true desegregation without ending discrimination in housing—which is precisely why the administration is rolling back enforcement of the FHA.

The Trump administration is trying to destroy the Fair Housing Act. The FHA is the third leg of the stool to social equality among the races, so it’s no surprise the white supremacist government wants it gone.
It must be saved.
My latest in @thenation.com

I replaced brand accounts with the ISS piss tank tracker and never looked back

Ghostly visages love to ooo and ahhh. Really they’re trying to tell us about all the wondrous items there are on the other side

Friends aren’t always that great at making you feel not lonely. Which is fine! But family knows you from the early days. And when you say “man it’s weird to think that when I was 10, this happened”, they nod. It makes your past feel real. It makes yourself feel real.

People only want to hear about themselves, but it’s healthy to be able to tell someone about yourself, reflections and realizations you recently had. Family is so important because when you tell them about yourself, they can fit it into a context they have about themselves, so they genuinely care

This has Daniel Lanois vibes and I love it

Schliksey, Leanbo and Pruft

Every time people say “NO” and punch back hard, this enemy folds. Every time. It’s not rocket surgery

“And therefore I will ______”

I used to see bumper stickers that said “in case of rapture, car will be unoccupied” and I imagined such an epic Roland Emmerich movie

Want some simple ways to resist fascism?

Wear a mask.
Donate to mutual aid.
Go to a local library.
Support community fridges and food banks.
Plant a garden.
Deliver groceries.
Provide a ride to and from doctors appts.
Participate in neighbourhood ICE watch.

Show up for others.

like if you talked to one person who really loves you today, you're more deeply tied to this world on every level than the guy whose funeral is on twelve jillion television stations

Dude I never forget to take my pills until I did tonight and this tweet from 3 weeks ago reminded me! Thank you. I’ll never doubt doom scrolling before bed again

The offer made to women in the enticement to become trad wives is the same as the offer made to citizens in the enticement to embrace authoritarianism: give up. Abandon the aspiration to self rule. It’s imprisonment recast as rest and relief.

The only way forward is to inflict as much financial AND publicity damage on Disney as possible as swiftly as possible. Cancel streaming subscriptions, boycott products, picket, encourage politicians and entertainment figures to shout about this from the housetops. Demonstrate the cost of cowardice.

Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.

The people they are kidnapping are disappearing.

democrats: will not support mamdani. we will, however, support a national charlie kirk day. please don't ask us to speak about late night okay, we like our jobs. also, everybody start practicing your north korea clapping. please give us between 5 and 50 dollars