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When people jerk me off, I kill them!

01.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 12    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!

01.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Let the mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt.

01.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No problem, Miller.

01.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What about cruise control? Does it have cruise control?

01.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Okay, sure.

01.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Yeah.

01.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

How about the 6000 SUX?

01.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

...that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage.

01.03.2026 19:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One with reclining leather seats...

01.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

What kind of car, Miller?

01.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I want a new car! And I want the city to pay for it all!

01.03.2026 17:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I want a bigger office.

01.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay.

01.03.2026 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

No matter how it turns out, I want my old job back.

01.03.2026 16:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And third, I want a recount.

01.03.2026 15:30 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 2

And second, I want some fresh coffee.

01.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 3

I'm a desperate man.

01.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

First, don't fuck with me.

01.03.2026 14:00 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 2

We'll give you whatever you want.

01.03.2026 13:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 2

Okay, Miller. Don't hurt the mayor.

01.03.2026 13:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you invincible?

01.03.2026 12:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 2

Who made you?

01.03.2026 12:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

One quick question here!

01.03.2026 11:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Keep him talking.

01.03.2026 11:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where the hell are you going?

01.03.2026 10:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, let's have some crowd control. Come on, get these people back!

01.03.2026 10:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Statement, please.

01.03.2026 09:30 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Wait, where you going?

01.03.2026 09:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Excuse us.

01.03.2026 08:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0