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Roosevelt!

03.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He just left?

03.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know. He just left.

03.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

What's going on?

03.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 4

Wait a minute!

03.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Halt. Stop!

03.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hey. Hey!

03.03.2026 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bucket-boy's online.

03.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, look.

03.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Great, we were going there next week. Hey, what was that?

03.03.2026 17:30 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Damn rebels blew up the airport in Acapulco.

03.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, no.

03.03.2026 16:30 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

No, thanks.

03.03.2026 16:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You hungry?

03.03.2026 15:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

...that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up.

03.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 2

You better pray...

03.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're out of your fucking mind.

03.03.2026 14:00 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

...fucked with the wrong guy.

03.03.2026 13:30 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

You just...

03.03.2026 13:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty simple math, huh, Bob?

03.03.2026 12:30 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

And I'm number two around here.

03.03.2026 12:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

But he's not gonna live forever.

03.03.2026 11:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And he means well.

03.03.2026 11:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

...he's a sweet old man.

03.03.2026 10:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know...

03.03.2026 10:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The old man thought it was pretty important, Dick.

03.03.2026 09:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who cares if it worked or not?

03.03.2026 09:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spare parts for 25 years.

03.03.2026 08:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Renovation program.

03.03.2026 08:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a guaranteed military sale with ED 209.

03.03.2026 07:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0