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...fucked with the wrong guy.

03.03.2026 13:30 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

You just...

03.03.2026 13:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty simple math, huh, Bob?

03.03.2026 12:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

And I'm number two around here.

03.03.2026 12:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

But he's not gonna live forever.

03.03.2026 11:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And he means well.

03.03.2026 11:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

...he's a sweet old man.

03.03.2026 10:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know...

03.03.2026 10:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The old man thought it was pretty important, Dick.

03.03.2026 09:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who cares if it worked or not?

03.03.2026 09:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spare parts for 25 years.

03.03.2026 08:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Renovation program.

03.03.2026 08:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a guaranteed military sale with ED 209.

03.03.2026 07:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And you've insulted this company with your bastard creation.

03.03.2026 07:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You've insulted me.

03.03.2026 06:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And you just stepped over it, buddy-boy.

03.03.2026 06:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I always knew where the line was drawn.

03.03.2026 05:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But there was always respect.

03.03.2026 05:00 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

..."asshole."

03.03.2026 04:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Once I even called him...

03.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boner.

03.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 16    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 1

Iron Butt.

03.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 9    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

We used to call the old man funny names.

03.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 19    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

I remember when I was a young executive at this company.

03.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks.

03.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations, Bob.

03.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I gotta go. I got a meeting.

03.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

He's old, we're young. That's life.

03.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Are we talking about the same Dick Jones?

02.03.2026 23:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's lost his teeth. The guy's a pussy.

02.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0