Mel 👻

Definitely a scammer, thank you for letting me know!

My arms are so sore today but the buns turned out great last night 🧑‍🍳

Such a gorgeous kitty omg 😭😻

Apron? ❌
Topless? ✔️ 🙂‍↕️

Want to watch my boobs jiggle for three minutes while I knead bread dough?😋

I’m trying to get into movies this year and this one was pretty high up on the list! Already loving it

Watching The Birdcage for the first time 👀

(I did only go listen to it after seeing this bc I love the postal service) ngl I miss the early 00s oddly clunky electronic beats with great melodies and I hope they make a comeback

To be clear: even if generative AI had zero negative environmental impact, I would still be vehemently against it. It is inherently bad before even considering its impact on the environment.

I think my newest incredibly strong opinion about something pretty meaningless is that all book and film series should be visibly numbered in their in-world chronological order. We can keep the “Series Title: Individual Title” format, but a number has to be added somewhere.

A photo of Mel in the shower, they are nude and covered in soap suds

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I love that! Ive already been making an effort to restrict a lot of things to computer-only rather than using my phone for them and it has been so beneficial.

Heavily debating just buying an mp3 player so I can listen to podcasts and music without needing my phone on me

I’ve found they aren’t accurate for Canada 🥲

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I added a neck light so I can knit at night & Wicked part 2 to my wishlist 🫣 just in case anyone wants to get me a late Christmas gift 🥰 throne.com/melthewhale

A photo of Mel; they are in the shower and have soap suds running down their body. Their hair is shoulder length and wet, they have a full bush. They are holding a yellow beer can that says “whitewater brewing co. farmer’s daughter blonde ale”.

First week of the year: ✅

Cheers 🍻

#ShowerBeer #NSFWsky

Is there any way to actually see which movies/tv seasons a streaming service has **in your country** & w/out an extra paywall without subscribing?

And if they ever become a billionaire again, even for an hour, it will happen to them too.

Actually Elon Musk should be a castrated w/ a dull knife & then strung up in public to have tomatoes pelted at him for the rest of his life AND every other billionaire should have exactly 30 days to donate enough money that they are no longer a billionaire or the same thing will be done to them.

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

A photo of Mel in the shower; they are holding a can of beer and covered in soap suds.

An afternoon shower with a cozy red ale after shovelling! Cheers!

Spark House red ale by Lake of Bays 🍻

#NSFWSky #showerbeer

A photo of Mel in the shower; they are nude and holding a beer can that has a snowy house and says “blow the snow” on the can.

A Christmas Eve reminder to clear your driveways 😂❄️🍻 Blow The Snow pale ale by Broken Rail Brewing!

Happy Christmas Eve! Cheers!

Genuinely would love to see a limited series or even a short film of the public watching the walk #TheLongWalk

Finally watching The Long Walk 🚶‍♂️ -insert dad joke about it actually being a pretty average length movie-

Thank you!🖤

And don’t even get me started on the premiers who have actively allowed provincial healthcare to get worse so that they can get support for privatization (*cough*Ford*cough*)

I started a new book & when I went to add it to Goodreads I realized it’s actually the third book in a series 😒 it’s apparently okay as a standalone so it’s fine but I’m still annoyed 😭

🥳 🍻

A photo of Mel; they are in the shower with wet hair and water droplets on their body. They are holding a tall beer can that has an iridescent green beetle on it and says “scarab super dry lager” across the top.

Getting ready for a fun night with a fun beer! 🪲🍻

#ShowerBeer #NSFWsky #BushSky #RealNSFW #SpicySky

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Eeek I’m officially going to my first show in soooo long! Maybe three years?? 😅 if you want to buy me a drink I would appreciate it so much 🥹 throne.com/melthewhale

The list of things I have for my maintenance guy to come look at once I’m done reorganizing is kind of embarrassing😅 they’re all super small things but important enough that I don’t want to risk handling them myself🤡 (at least not without the go ahead from him)