McBoat

Hopefully an easily treatable variety of epilepsy?

Captain Supermarket?

Lady in the Water for the exact same reason

Trump is just the reincarnation of Alcibiades, I don't see any problem

"Did not respond" means they didn't email back fast enough before the article was written. Misleading.

Trump is supposedly worried about Russia or China taking over Greenland. Denmark has the opportunity to do the absolute funniest thing imaginable right now.

Allee zeg, wie zegt da 't Nederlands geen serieuze taal is, heeft duidelijk nog nooit een diepgravende analyse gelezen over fiscale optimalisatie, existentialisme en stoofvlees met frieten. Amai. Zeer ernstig. Ge voelt de goesting om te lachen al opkomen, maar dat is puur academisch, zulle.

I wrote a paper while in my PhD program that said the same of humans.

Of all the things to take down this dude, who'd have guessed it would be this?

Counterpoint: gendered language makes a ton of sense in a purely agrarian society where you talk a LOT about breeding things.

Quiet! If you say it 3 times out loud, we're all doomed.

But you see, job creators get rich and

Anyone else think it's fucked that you can still buy "lucky" rabbit feet on the internet for cheap? Like, where the fuck are these rabbits coming from?

Idk, man, really looking forward to my new 7 bathroom home

I'm partial to the word "Usanos"

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

Cool, ik ben eigenlijk nog niet zo veel in Utrecht geraakt.

Welke boekenwinkel is dat in godsnaam? Da's gewoon hilarisch.

Nice to have their perspective, but hilarious when every country portrays themselves as the "good guys" in every conflict.

Your high quality posting on the SA forums.

Elon Musk is a horrid little troll

Roughly $300

Just saw the prices for MCR tickets for next year; £110 is sounding awfully cheap right now.

All the names are taken now, sorry

post something random or you'll have an awful December

Dit kwam laatst tussen mijn Netflix-aanraders te staan. Wat vond je ervan?

Hard to argue with the Republicans saying "we intend to starve your constituents if we don't get our way"

You might have fallen for clickbait? They're voting for temporary funding so their constituents don't starve on principle, not the original Republican budget.

How long until Americans decide they don't really miss or need the federal government?

Corollary: There shouldn't even be a white skin tone, just shades of colors that people are already represented by on The Simpsons: yellow, various shades of brown, etc.