i know there’s a lot of open corruption in the government right now but I’m taking the yearly required anti-bribery and corruption training for my corporate job it’s really putting in perspective just how corrupt our politicians really are.

Turns out being yelled “que ladilla” (Venezuelan phrase “how annoying!”) anytime I asked for simple things like a glass of water when I was thirsty as a small child had lasting effects on me when it comes to admitting I have needs.

an autistic trans man once said he wished he had a chest like mine so he wouldn’t need top surgery. anyways I’ve been flirting with the idea of getting a boob job since I was 20 and that was the moment it occurred to me it’d just be gender affirming care for me too

getting the question “where are you from?” “Florida.” “no like what’s your ethnicity?” went from being a mildly annoying question I get every once in a while to being downright ominous in today’s climate

a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo . ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo .

How it feels living with a cutie I can’t kiss because he’s sick

every day I read the news and wonder what’s up with our system of checks and balances

a literal coup is going on

I hate it here

OLD WHITE MAN WHO LITERALLY GOT A YOUNG MAIL-ORDER BRIDE AFTER HIS DIVORCE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT IMMIGRANTS

Just because my BPD is in remission doesn’t mean I suddenly don’t have anxiety and depression and ptsd and ocd and-

my dog is staying with her step-grandparents while my bf moves in and during my 15 min break I solemnly walked around the block with my hands clasped behind my back bc I don’t know who I am without my routine

thought I was safe this year but I’m afraid not 🥲. Like clockwork, my mental health every Dec 1-31st:

the designs on tinned fish products go so hard and for what

sweating over misspelling “will”

I have crippling anxiety and ocd so I wil be sweating the small stuff thank you very much

“breaking the glass ceiling” and being the first woman on my team in over a decade 🥳🌈💅

me every day having to work with men

mostly switched to this platform bc I don’t want the abusive/scary people I’ve blocked be able to see my tweets. crazy how they changed that.

but unfortunately it’s still way funnier on there

My friend told her 15 year old that he’s not allowed to date unless he gets straight As and he went from 3.something gpa to a 4.0 in less than a month. Leveraging their hormones. Genius.

he’s so right

I’m obsessed with them

omg this reminds of when I first joined Twitter and had only 7 friends that I didn’t actually know irl and felt so free to post whatever mentally ill thot I had running around in my head

patiently waiting for my hair to get this long again