diet cola

if i ever die tragically my ghost will be super chill about you making jokes about it for the record

this guy just gets it

I will be in physical pain every day for the rest of my life, won't I?

the lion is very concerned with social media posting

I don't think I'm a real human

I want to be suspended upside down by my ankles and used as a punching bag

rip trololo guy you would have loved ryan hunter reay

what good is a bathroom without a loud ass rattly fan

this account makes me want to press 5 for señor

the Lord requires that i Jack Off in missionary ONLY

I've been crashing out since before they had a word for it

why does every moment of joy cut just as deeply in the opposite direction. eat arbys.

there is more to life than what is on your computer screen. go outside. build a gazebo.

just thought to myself "I enjoy being alive."

did I mean that or did I just think it???

I am not alive, I am a meteor. life goes on as I float through the void.

I'm like a really chill chicken little. sky's falling and I don't give a fuck.

(tying my own hands) I'm sorry my hands are tied

sorry for being extremely reductive but just imagine being racist against the nation that brought us guacamole and Modelo

doesn't seem safe

I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.

I'm never huffing pool chemicals again dude where tf am I

YouTube video by RihannaVEVO Rihanna - S&M

youtu.be/KdS6HFQ_LUc?...

the anger and hate that I felt really wasn't nearly as big as I thought i think

can the British mind comprehend the western bacon cheeseburger

random depression strike while I'm out on the town with friends

my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not

I'm stressed out a lot lately. it could be more fun.

picked up a new job with Wild Goose Chase Errand Company!

haha I'm diet cola

I built a device that can suck me off while I drive and now the 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 wants to take it away from me! 🙄🙄🙄 land of the free! 🙄🙄🙄