DaveDennison

In the news today, six women paid a small fortune to ride a penis-shaped object for eleven minutes. For the money, you'd think it would stay up longer...

OMG, you know where I live-maybe drop the leftovers on my porch on the way home?

These were great and made me a Gina fan!

For starters, take the f#@king readers off. Are they glued to your head?? You're not going to inspire anyone unless you look at people the normal way.

Sent to me directly from a dear friend who has worked at CMS for 30+ years and is still there. Please wake up to how our federal government agencies and peoples lives are being destroyed. Imagine if this was happening to you. “This past weekend a PHD social science research analyst working on evaluating maternal health and opiod use prevention committed suicide. My buddies shared the email. My heart is broken. She arrived at CMMI...duringe the time I left. She took some time valustion off and came back to the shitshow by DOGE...where 9 of her coworkers were fired for no reason. Last weeks issues with the 5 bullet points and getting fired...then the OPM memo about RIF'S put her over the edge. I am so enraged by the fascist and Musk and all of them. It is living hell and they want it that way so we all resign.”

My former boss shared this update from a contact she had at CMS (CCMI is the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Innovation) and my heart is breaking for all our federal partners 💔

Emily's outfit will protect her in up to a 50 MPH head-on crash.

Throw it in a lake. Then, at least, it will be a Dell, rolling in the deep.

I was looking for this exact clip the other day to illustrate how I feel about keeping up with the Trump news cycle.

YouTube video by jeremy messersmith Billionaires

My general view on billionaires (because absolutely no one asked) is that there are too few. We need about 8 billion more. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aPU...

I can see why! Now everybody thinks he’s the mansplainer, haha!

Tim makes it into your socials!!!

That awkward moment, mere weeks into your job, when you realize your boss is nuts.

The start of week three:

Democrats! STOP marching this dude out to counter Trump. There is NO ONE more uninspired to carry your message. We have a Schumer problem.

Next time Emmer has a town hall, we should all be there. He’s pretty insulated by his office staff, I think.

Well, if you decide you don’t want to eat it, message me, leave it on your doorstep, and I’ll swing over from Delano to pick it up.

Going to Eau Claire for an intimate fundraiser for Them Coulee Boys tomorrow. Then Vegas in a couple of weeks for and Eagles Concert at the Sphere.

Oh, they make my day, 'cause I laugh so hard!

The resistance needs you to be awake.

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YouTube video by KARE 11 'Not one damn person thought this through' | MN Gov. Tim Walz reacts to federal funding freeze

Proud of our Governor and grateful to be a Minnesotan today.

youtu.be/OR96HAx9Rt0?...

It's great to have this platform, but we can't leave the others to the morons. The resistance calls upon us to use every platform to fight back.

Good. This should be a trend.

And more than 1000 posts? Holy Algorithm, how long you been here?

A lot of folks genuinely think that a kid will fix their lives.

Then there's the friends who said to us after adopting: "You should get one of these (kids), they're fun!" They had been married for about 10 years. A year after adopting that kid, they divorced. Fun!

This has been an issue for us most of our lives. Friendships have been lost over it. People with kids have always written us off as having nothing in common. Now since we’re older, we thought some friendships would rekindle once their kids left the nest. Nope. Now it’s the grandchildren.

Pete Hegseth will likely be confirmed tomorrow as Secretary of Defense, because he can do lots of pushups.